i dont know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to impress everyone.

Upon contemplating whether or not to make this journal more esoteric, i realized that my personality makes this journal esoteric enough.

someone shoot me

Just out of curiousity... why does KFC have a satellite dish on top of its resturants? i have several conclusions, but i will not share any of them here for fear that KFC is monitoring this entry. Which they very well may be doing. If that is the case... i love me some KFC. Even though i work(ed) at chik-fil-a. uhhh ( Read more... )

"Durante la ora scura, la vita è ancora bella"

Dear Prudence, wont you come out to play? Dear Prudence, meet the brand new day. THE SUN IS UP, THE SKY IS BLUE, IT'S BEAUTIFUL AND SO ARE YOU.

Although i still feel relatively new to this whole Thanksgiving thing, i can not begin to express the thankfulness i feel every day for everything. so, in all cheesy-ness,

<3 happy thanksgiving, guys and gals.

save me some potatoes.

i dont like this whole lame punk thing, i dont like punks(its over rated), i dont like punk girls(its trashy), i dont like punk style(its sloppy), i dont like the WORD punk(its worn out). it's all lame. this has been a message from the emergency broadcast system.

Most people dont realize that when they tell me that they have a unique sense of style, i compare them to this guy. Woah.

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Countdowns
Underoath = 4 days
Cassie's bday party = 3 days
Lilly = 40 days
Lisa comes home = 30 days
Cousin visit = 36 days
Mike becomes cool = negotiable