At the risk of blowing up my game, I tried out
this mod. The mod itself is NSFW, but there's no nudity here so whatever.
It's illegal to ask an Ordinator to take off his armour, but he'll lay with you with it on and if his dispo is high enough. Though seriously the whole thing cracked me up, it's so hard to align them properly - you have to face right north or you'll be humping the ground, and errr there's only first person view, which means that every single toon you're gonna fuck is
going to
have that
face.
Which probably means it's better off with a mask on. It's less cringeworthy and more just funny with it on.
And if you're a male, you can only do it from the top. But at least they didn't go out of their way to exclude m/m with scripting so I say props to the horny buddha man.
After trying out with multiple failed alignments, I decided to test out the other features. You can get him to follow you and face you, but if his dispo is high enough, he wouldn't face away from you. Weird, eh.
You can also ask them to lie down (with or without clothes) and face you. They'll turn like a compass. (Note: you can probably ask them to do this nude, but I decided that Aryon looks better with clothes on.)
Though it's just really awkward that you can't pose your PC. RUDE, NIRUZEL!
You can tell them to do other stuff as well, like basically walk around and play idle animations. This has more potential, but I REALLY JUST WANT A COMMAND TO SIT DOWN IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK? (well, the nsfw stuff doesn't hurt, though it's too ridiculous to actually use.)
Unrelated stuff:
Shota Sil built such a thing. I thought I was playing SSE at first, because herp a derp. But apparently I didn't know the evils of Trainwiz, and at
any rate had forgotten to install it. Later I realized that I'm just too fucking lazy to play a really complicated thing like SSE without a walkthrough.
"okay so these traps are like skyrim's right? i got tons of armour and hokay whatever wooo OW"
They want to tear off his High Ordinator armour. He's that popular.