Post-Eurovision hangover

[anstin]

Would someone please tell me how to talk to girls?
(apart from drinking too much and being extremely stupid)

Comments

[cleanriot]

Talking to girls is just an idea or myth, sort of like happiness, little kids successfully flying kites, or winning the national lottery.

[anstin]

So...you're saying girls don't exist?

I've always thought they might be aliens, but your idea is better :)

[cleanriot]

Naw, I meant that the concept of talking to them didn't. ;)

[anstin]

No, I guess it's been replaced by a series of grunts and hitting them over the head with a branch...I'll try that next time!

[sanskatana]

Compliment them on their shoes, girls like shoes.

[anstin]

yes, and I'm usually too shy to look at their faces anyway...I'll be probably looking down at their shoes while trying to think of something to say.... ;Þ

just remember.....

[sanskatana]

If the shoes start talking to you, you might have had too much to drink......or not enough.

[summerless_year]

You should alternately ignore them and throw balled up paper at them. I mean, if you like them. If you don't like them, you should alternately ignore them and tell them you hate them. Or was that junior high school?

I don't know if we get the Eurovision competition on TV here because I don't have a TV. But I feel like I'm missing out on a pretty huge piece of world culture at the moment.

Eurovision

[anstin]

Yes, yes you are! If you feel like you need to get a little piece of it you can find something about it at www.esctoday.com.
Anyway, Ukraine won. Sexy girls in leather, fire and whips. It was destined to win.

[mobus]

Be brutally honest. Especially about the fact that they make you shy. That in itself will flatter them and make them avoid you/think you are utterly cute and that they must work hard at helping you communicate.
In other words, roll the boll in their court.

[anstin]

That's the smartest thing I've heard all week! *SMOOOOCH*

[mobus]

egads..... I said boll..... I've been hanging with too many Icelanders...

[anstin]

Just praise your luck you didn't mistype it "böll"....OOOOOPS!