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It's 12.48 in the morn.
Spanish XD
1.) When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water?
Get in, start the water, see what happens.
2.) Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle?
Never. I open the cap, sniff, and if I don't faint, I use.
3.) Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercial?
Not by myself. >:P
4.) Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex?
My cousin and I shared a bucket once. He was 1, and I think, I was a fetus.
5.) Have you almost drowned in your bathtub?
Nah. I don't stay in bathtubs for too long, because after, say, fifteen minutes, I realize that I am floating in my own filth, then panic.
6.) Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?
Just once, because I thought it'd save time. No, it didn't.
7.) Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot?
Yes. Those Ivory bars? Hurt like hell.
8.) How old do you look?
Let's see. My face says I'm twelve, my ass says I'm all over. *shrugs*
9.) How old do you act?
Let's see. My face says I'm twelve, my ass says I'm all over. *shrugs*
10.) What's the last song you sang?:
Swear to shake it up if you swear to listen, oh we're still so young, desperate for attention.
11.) Have you recently become a member of anything?
Sheepish.
12.) What are your plans for the weekend?
Study and wallow in self-pity.
14.) Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull?
Save a mechanical bull. Ride a Robotic Heath.
15.) Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating?
Vomit disgusts me.
17.) Have you ever called anyone a slut?
Me? No, never. "Oh, no, sweetie, I'm not much of a dog person. But, you know, I am into hot bitches like yourself..."
18) Have you ever been called a slut?
Oh, no, I'm as pure as the summer's day in Tijuana.
19). Have you ever smuggled something into America?
Not intentionally.
20). Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive?
A lot of people can play the guitar, but so few can play 'em good. And besides, just because you can go gitara doesn't mean I'll hate you any less. <3
21). Do you live in a city with a good sports team?
What're sports?
22). Have you ever eaten a whole bag of oreos?
The Mini ones.
23). How many people would come to your funeral?
Who knows, really?
24). How many of them would come just to make sure you're dead?
All of them, a multitude of "OMG NO WAY!" and "OH FUCK YEAAAAAH!".
25). Do you have more enemies or more friends?
Oh, I have a lot of friends because I've never been called a slut before.
26.) Have you ever sent an anonymous letter?
In my past life, I did. On parchment with red ink. No, scratch that. It was signed OG. For original gangsta.
27.) Can you fix your own car?
Most likely.
28.) Have you ever turned someone down when they asked you to go out with them?
Just recently. Damn you, comprehensives.
29.) Are you smarter than your friends?
Hopefully not, because if I am, then why the hell am I hanging out with them? *gets hit by a shoe*
30.) Have you ever stolen anything from your friends?
No.
31.) Have you ever been to jail?
Not yet.
32.) Should you have?
I should.
32.) Do you like the taste of beer?
Would you believe that a drop of alcohol has not had the pleasure of caressing my virgin tongue?
34.) Have you ever died or killed someone in a dream?
I've died a lot in my dreams.
35.) Have you ever given to charity?
I'm an obsessive-impulsive Pondo giver.
36.) Would you kill a dog for $10,000?
No.
37.) Do you sometimes get depressed?
Whenever someone drops P5 down the slot in my back, yeah.
38.) Do you live with your parents?
Stuck with them, I'm afraid.
39.) Do you have plans for your future?
Die young, live forever.
Oh, check out Soc. Sci. website ICT project! ♥
Spanish XD
1.) When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water?
Get in, start the water, see what happens.
2.) Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle?
Never. I open the cap, sniff, and if I don't faint, I use.
3.) Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercial?
Not by myself. >:P
4.) Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex?
My cousin and I shared a bucket once. He was 1, and I think, I was a fetus.
5.) Have you almost drowned in your bathtub?
Nah. I don't stay in bathtubs for too long, because after, say, fifteen minutes, I realize that I am floating in my own filth, then panic.
6.) Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?
Just once, because I thought it'd save time. No, it didn't.
7.) Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot?
Yes. Those Ivory bars? Hurt like hell.
8.) How old do you look?
Let's see. My face says I'm twelve, my ass says I'm all over. *shrugs*
9.) How old do you act?
Let's see. My face says I'm twelve, my ass says I'm all over. *shrugs*
10.) What's the last song you sang?:
Swear to shake it up if you swear to listen, oh we're still so young, desperate for attention.
11.) Have you recently become a member of anything?
Sheepish.
12.) What are your plans for the weekend?
Study and wallow in self-pity.
14.) Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull?
Save a mechanical bull. Ride a Robotic Heath.
15.) Do you ever intentionally vomit after eating?
Vomit disgusts me.
17.) Have you ever called anyone a slut?
Me? No, never. "Oh, no, sweetie, I'm not much of a dog person. But, you know, I am into hot bitches like yourself..."
18) Have you ever been called a slut?
Oh, no, I'm as pure as the summer's day in Tijuana.
19). Have you ever smuggled something into America?
Not intentionally.
20). Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive?
A lot of people can play the guitar, but so few can play 'em good. And besides, just because you can go gitara doesn't mean I'll hate you any less. <3
21). Do you live in a city with a good sports team?
What're sports?
22). Have you ever eaten a whole bag of oreos?
The Mini ones.
23). How many people would come to your funeral?
Who knows, really?
24). How many of them would come just to make sure you're dead?
All of them, a multitude of "OMG NO WAY!" and "OH FUCK YEAAAAAH!".
25). Do you have more enemies or more friends?
Oh, I have a lot of friends because I've never been called a slut before.
26.) Have you ever sent an anonymous letter?
In my past life, I did. On parchment with red ink. No, scratch that. It was signed OG. For original gangsta.
27.) Can you fix your own car?
Most likely.
28.) Have you ever turned someone down when they asked you to go out with them?
Just recently. Damn you, comprehensives.
29.) Are you smarter than your friends?
Hopefully not, because if I am, then why the hell am I hanging out with them? *gets hit by a shoe*
30.) Have you ever stolen anything from your friends?
No.
31.) Have you ever been to jail?
Not yet.
32.) Should you have?
I should.
32.) Do you like the taste of beer?
Would you believe that a drop of alcohol has not had the pleasure of caressing my virgin tongue?
34.) Have you ever died or killed someone in a dream?
I've died a lot in my dreams.
35.) Have you ever given to charity?
I'm an obsessive-impulsive Pondo giver.
36.) Would you kill a dog for $10,000?
No.
37.) Do you sometimes get depressed?
Whenever someone drops P5 down the slot in my back, yeah.
38.) Do you live with your parents?
Stuck with them, I'm afraid.
39.) Do you have plans for your future?
Die young, live forever.
Oh, check out Soc. Sci. website ICT project! ♥