To Do List Of Doom

[antarctico]

Thursday, while making a brave effort to cull through the mountain of accumulated personal crap in in my home office, I found this intriguing to do list from several years ago in a spiral bound stenographer's pad:

Shit to Take

• Guns
  
• Ammo
  
• Ear Plugs
  
• Camera
  
• Film
  
• Duct Tape
  
• Pocket Saw
  
• Hammer
  
• Blood
  
• Staple Gun?
  
• Poles
  
• Twine
  
• Night Clothes
  

Sinister, yes? :

Comments

[redsteve]

No zombie repellant? What kind of boy scout are you?

[antarctico]

I was a crappy boy scout, but at least I got to set things on fire under adult supervision. This is in contrast to setting the living room rug on fire when I was home alone sick as child. Note to kids every where, paper airplane wars do not need the added verisimilitude of planes on fire sailing across the family living space.

[rshackleford]

One of the only ways this list would be better is if you'd found it in your desk at work.

[antarctico]

Don't you mean if they had found this in my desk at work? ;)