The Cold Winds Doth Blow

[antarctico]

Goddamn Canadian air! It's 20°F and feels like 12°F with the wind. Where are my sixty-degree temperatures? Where is my global warming? This is why we need border control. Fsck the illegal immigrants, it's the subzero Canuck air we need to keep out. Thank GM the Batmobile has heated seats. At least my ass will be swaddled in warmth.

Comments

[papercuppie]

I hear the congresscritters have already drafted a plan to solve this problem-- but it involves 3000 miles of chain-link fence.

[antarctico]

As long as it's windproof and electrified (because electric fences are just cool), I'm all for it.

[papercuppie]

Chain link is not known for its wind reduction properties.

[antarctico]

We will make it windproof using advanced Defense Department materials like Unobtanium.

[sweetfuckall]

That is my Dad. Where did you get that picture of him?

[antarctico]

I found it on his MySpace page. I was reading some of the comments to his blog and I am sorry, but I think he might be cheating on your mom:

[sweetfuckall]

The thighs... how can I blame him?

[antarctico]

And, powerful Canadian thighs they are.

You want to talk thighs, I fenced in college and the legs on the fencer chicks were to freakin' die for. The white strech fencing knickers didn't leave much to the imagination, and I have a good imagination.

[judithiscariot]

ahem. ahahahahaha!

[antarctico]

Enjoy your melanoma!

[judithiscariot]

i seriously saw people sunbathing this weekend. SUNBATHING. in FEBRUARY. damn.

[antarctico]

To quote Handsome Dick Manitoba of the The Dictators from their last album D.F.F.D.:

California's gonna crumble into in the sea.
No more Beachboys harmonies!

[jonparker]

10 billion points for quoting Handsome Dick.

[antarctico]

We love Handsome Dick's handsome dick! :D