Comments | antarctico: Almost As Good As A Good Blow Job

antarctico

Almost As Good As A Good Blow Job

Apr 26, 2006 13:29

We have a 2004 Subaru WRX STi in our used car lot -- 300 HP, 300 lb ft of torque, all-wheel drive, monstrous brakes, huge wheels and tires. I took it out to run a work related errand and holy fucking crap was it awesome! I felt like I should have been driving around in a cape and mask with an indecipherable symbol of my superhero-ness on my chest ( Read more... )

out of body experience, god-like, subaru

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seth6666 April 26 2006, 18:09:15 UTC

kirstin wants to know how much it is... *chuckle*

-S

antarctico April 26 2006, 18:29:30 UTC

$22,795. It has 50,701 miles on it and is Subaru Certified, which is a very good thing for whoever buys it. And since I'm sure you're wondering, this car will make Kirstin feel like she has a cock -- a really, really big one.

pastor_saturn April 26 2006, 18:27:27 UTC

You're leaving me for a Subaru, aren't you.

antarctico April 26 2006, 18:29:55 UTC

I'm hoping we can have an open relationship.

pastor_saturn April 26 2006, 18:31:12 UTC

I don't know, does the 'Ru like chix0rz?

judithiscariot April 26 2006, 20:00:55 UTC

TOO BAD IT'S SO UGLY@#!%!@%#!

*runs away fast*

antarctico April 26 2006, 20:21:33 UTC

Penis envy is such an unattractive thing.

judithiscariot April 26 2006, 20:26:03 UTC

PLZ