I saw a stranger's penis today. An African-American penis. I didn't seek out this penis, or welcome it when it was offered for inspection, but the fact remains that I had it brought to my attention in a most unsettling manner
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A guy at my work asked me if it was bigger than his. i've never seen his, nor do i want to. i told him i was not discussing his penis with him, that I was sick of the subject for the day. Also that i wasn't really at an angle conducive to accurate measurement. I was just too shocked by what i was seeing to make mental notes on the dimensions.
in retrospect, i should have laughed in his face rather than in the next aisle, as if it were the most rediculous thing i'd seen, which in some ways is true. i hear guys are sensitive about that sort of thing and a laugh-and-point reaction might have cured him.
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it was certainly an experience i won't soon forget.
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ugh.
*shivers
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I think i would have vomited in his face...or pepper sprayed him. whatever came first.
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