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[anthershrtruind]

Update: On second thought, I'm thinking more along the lines of Peggy Bundy than Ronald McDonald. But it's cool.

How's this for a compliment: "Have you lost weight? Your butt doesn't look as big as it used to." Yes, someone actually said that to me and in those precise words.

Comments

[endroit]

oh people are so charming sometimes

[anthershrtruind]

oh yes.

[joey_mccobb]

you should have your own television program. you're like our carol burnett.

[anthershrtruind]

I love carol burnett!

you would almost think i made this shit up, only i haven't got a good enough imagination.