a letter to my brain

[anthon1]

Dear Brain

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[lil_monk]

Anthony, allow me to help by either killing your brain temporarily with WTF hilarity or a boot. I can always nag your brain into submission or blabber distraction, just appear! *BOOT*

[anthon1]

o.O And I appeared, and WTF hilarity for wins. Even if I don't actually have any clue at all what it actually means... :P

[lil_monk]

Yes, you did. And all I could get across in my not-togetherness was that there is merit in more than just eating vegetables, like fiddle-dee-doo~

I hoped to show you that there are people in this world who apparently know how to castrate lesbians while sounding like Internet lawyers in pyjamas and pantyhose from Nigeria. Oh yes. En route to becoming classic unconscious comedians with lines like
"Are you damning me?
Are you attacking my life?
are you telling me that I am a Sodomite?"

May the brain be better, the heart lighter and the soul all hapsy for more bimbling!

[anthon1]

Hapsy is an awesome word. Permission to adopt?

[wanderlight]

Dear Anthony's Brain,

Listen to Anthony. Elsewise very bad things will happen to you, and that would be regrettable.

Rita

[anthon1]

Dear Rita,

I do hope that that was not a threat. After all, this is a brain with which things can be killed...

(That was a threat, by the way, in case that wasn't really made clear. It was also a Firefly reference. This brain can multi-task.)

Anthony's Brain

[wanderlight]

Dear Anthony's Brain,

You may be able to make thinly-veiled threats about multitasking River-Tam-like-assassination, but I am able to rally an army of words to my cause, and I rather suspect that an army of words would be your host's one weakness.

So TREAD CAREFULLY!

Rita

[anthon1]

Dear Rita,

Brains do not have feet.

Anthony's Brain

ME ME ME ME ME

[anonymous]

I'm blates one of them.

BLATES, I tell you.

Please.

Xx C

Narcisism, muchly? :D

[anthon1]

O Caroline, you have seen through my ruse; I should have known that my petty smokescreen was no match for your dazzling intellect and precocious powers of deduction. How could I ever have hoped to deceive you, O light of my life, O star of my sky? Now I am undone; the façade has been thrust aside, the truth is bared. I can no longer live this lie, and as you cannot join me in a beautiful truth I must go with haste to end it all and do the honourable thing. O cruel, cruel world, that hast such people in't!

Actually the person that I was really talking about was Ben. He sounds kind of cute.

[crisiks]

Dear Anthony,

we appreciate your complaint, but respectfully point you towards your heart.
Have a nice day!

Yours grey-matter-of-factly,
the International Association of Faultily Lodged Internal Complaints of the Physical Corpse.

[crisiks]

I believe the only proper response to this^^ is LOL.

[charrr]

Oh, and that was me. ~removes mask~ MWAHAHAHA! I am the secret Loller.

Also, muchos hugs for the general bleh of Anto :( Just be safe in the knowledge that someday, truly, your prince will come.

Or maybe even someone of a more desirable gender. Who knows!

[anthon1]

Oh no! You have revealed your superhero identity! Now how will you be able to protect yourself in you fight against your dastardly foes?

And also snickering. :D

[meine_kleine]

*flutters eyelashes*
Why, Anthony, I never knew you felt that way.