A Dead Rat's Last Wish

[anthonydpaul]

Walking to work today, I stepped over an undamaged dead rat on the sidewalk. Hoping it wouldn't go to waste, my inner child quietly got excited about it and I began thinking of all of the great things one could do with such a dead rat. At the top of the list, put it under someone's windshield wiper, right next to their parking ticket. Or, replace 7

Comments

[kornopolous]

Lets hope it does not turn up in a slurpee©

[anonymous]

That thought is just way tooooo close for my comfort. I remember all the dead things you and Jeremy used to "enjoy" me with!