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[anti_bereznoff]

OH MY GOD IT'S AN ALIEN a real type alien, the real-real-real kind with spazzy eyes and weird looks and frooooooowns and it's SHOOTING ITS LASERS -

THE ALIEN'S GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD IF WE DON'T GIVE IT ALL THE CITY'S CHOCOLATE CREAM RIGHT NOW!Please, let's - let's think of the younglings, who deserve to live! You never know with aliens,

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[obliviomancy]

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No.

[anti_bereznoff]

NO?!

[obliviomancy]

I haven't tried chocolate cream yet.

[anti_bereznoff]

Oh.

Well, then. Just don't try it hereon either, it's not very good anyway, it turns your teeth bad.

[obliviomancy]

... Then why are you giving it to the alien?

[anti_bereznoff]

Because it asked for it. Um. With lasers.

[obliviomancy]

What are lasers?

[anti_bereznoff]

[anti_bereznoff]

PRETTY PRETTY LIGHT THAT MAKES THINGS GO BOOM!

[obliviomancy]

Doesn't sound like a big deal.

[anti_bereznoff]

Well, fine.

YOU go get a much cooler alien, then!

[obliviomancy]

Cooler..? You want it to take all the chocolate cream?

[anti_bereznoff]

WELL, NO, BUT ONCE IT COMES DOWN TO IT, YOU'RE INSULTING ITS LASERS, SO THAT'S LIKE INSULTING ITS COOLNESS! DADDY FOUND IT, SO OF COURSE IT'S COOL!

[obliviomancy]

Not everything you find can be cool.

[anti_bereznoff]

Of course it is.

Daddy has coolness sensors.

[obliviomancy]

You found the City.