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Jan 21, 2010 23:16

[IT BEGINS AS AUDIO. HIGHLY IRRITATED AUDIO.]

Midnight cannot come soon enough. Not that I, of course, am--

No, Kuki--

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curse day, affected, he makes up in denial, not a nice guy really!!, he doesn't get it anyway, mostly a cat person

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anti_buttons January 22 2010, 07:30:32 UTC

I AM NOT--

[Hugging it out with Hiyori, but more importantly, he is not shouting, he will be composed, if long-suffering in the process! And trying to save Kukiko, he really is. No chainsaw is approaching this cat.

It is hard to keep calm, however, when stuck to the monster. Meaning Hiyori.]

Why are you, what are you trying to do?! Don't even--don't you dare get any closer to him, do you want that moron on us too?!

sandal_of_doom January 22 2010, 07:37:20 UTC

[lolol TOTES NOT LISTENING TO YOU because WTF you think your opinion MATTERS? lolNO. so onward we stumble awkwardly charge!]

WELL YA AIN'T LISTENIN' TO ME, IDIOT, SO HOW'M I SUPPOSED TA KNOW IF YOU CAN HEAR ME OR NOT?!

[swings one of her feet at you in a low arc--and while you are still well out of range of her actual foot, the sandal that she sends winging your way has no such limitations]

1/2 reversetheremix January 22 2010, 07:43:26 UTC

[ And he bites the dust... FOR THE BILLIONTH TIME ]

reversetheremix January 22 2010, 07:45:17 UTC

Like you're one to talk 'bout listenin'...

anti_buttons January 22 2010, 07:52:16 UTC

[ At least this doesn't directly involve his abuse, aside from the ever present cat-attack. Interesting- Uryuu has little doubt that the moron could have dodged the monster's sandal.

Options? Obviously the monster means to get close enough to do more damage. If he tries to resist, the monster might redirect her attention, and Kukiko would be further upset. If he doesn't... the moron may somehow be attached to his body.

Uryuu digs in his heels and reaches down for an end of the desk, grabbing for it.]

There, you hit him, now stop.

[Will it ever occur to him that a girl's hands are on his body? Maybe, maybe not. After all, this girl is a monster.]

sandal_of_doom January 22 2010, 08:00:00 UTC

[a monster whose attention has, yes, been redirected towards you. which...might rly sorta make you the biggest moron in the room, iiiiif you think about it...]

[because she isn't so stuck to you that she can't lunge upwards in an attempt to headbutt you in the face]

SHUT THE HELL UP, BALDY, YOU AIN'T THE BOSS 'A ME!

reversetheremix January 22 2010, 08:08:04 UTC

[ VAGUELY WISHING SOMEONE WAS THE BOSS OF HER RIGHT NOW, K a Hikifune redux would be convenient ]

anti_buttons January 22 2010, 08:09:40 UTC

[ She may have had more luck had his arm not been wrapped around a cat, making his face somewhat less accessible. Instinct has him moving his arms protectively, and Kukiko would really like a piece of that, if Hiyori doesn't fall back!

HIS EARS REALLY HURT, HOWEVER. TEETH ARE MEGA GRITTED. ]

I NEVER SAID THAT I WAS, I-- I'm asking you, you-- [ must. resist. insult. must. try. to avoid. further. catastrophe ] to please think before you move!

And stop shouting!

sandal_of_doom January 22 2010, 08:21:30 UTC

[...yeah, the instant that cat scratches her, she's ttly gonna be biting at it. or more likely body-slamming Ishida + the cat into whatever is most conveniently near-by, most likely a wall.]

[okay, headbutt foiled, so she'll settle for jamming her heel into the top of your foot REALLY hard]

YEAH, WELL YOU CAN JUST TAKE YOUR ADVICE AN' SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS--SOMETHIN' TA KEEP YOUR HEAD COMPANY!!

[already turning her attention back to Shinji and getting that camera ffffff]

reversetheremix January 22 2010, 08:28:41 UTC

[ Right. ]

Unlike yours, his advice actually makes sense...

[ And he should really be backing away but fail incarnate is fail except you will totally not get that camera ]

anti_buttons January 22 2010, 08:37:06 UTC

[ OWWW. Having felt worse pain (and really, having been expecting some sort of inevitable blow from the monster), Uryuu does not shout, but his teeth do grit and his chin ducks down (and Kukiko, who may in fact be enjoying this new scratching stand, takes a well-timed dig at his cheek), and his balance is lost.

Obviously, it was a great idea to stomp on the foot of the guy you're attached to, then try to move to someone else! Uryuu tips, flailing again with one arm, but finds himself oddly braced by her hands digging into his side.

At which point Uryuu realizes that the monster whose hands are glued to his side is in fact a girl, and he's made further silent by the furious blush assaulting his face (matching the blood now oozing down by his ear!).]

sandal_of_doom January 22 2010, 08:55:13 UTC

[tooooo busy trying to get at Shinji to notice at first, but okay, when you almost fall and she's prettymuch all that keeps you on your feet, she can't help but turn an annoyed glance your way--aaaand to notice that blush]

...Wha----WHAT THE HELL IS THAT FACE FOR?!

[ttly not blushing at all herself, no, even if the last time she'd seen him blush like this had been right after--NO no NO blushing at all >| ]

1/4 reversetheremix January 22 2010, 09:14:22 UTC

[ Ew is he - because she - ]

...

reversetheremix January 22 2010, 09:15:08 UTC

[ And... is she...? ]

...

reversetheremix January 22 2010, 09:15:46 UTC

[ SHE IS!! ]

reversetheremix January 22 2010, 09:17:31 UTC

S'like somethin' straight outta the Twilight Zone.

[ And that's why he's getting the hell outta this joint. First love is one thing but Uryuu has it coming - even if the cat doesn't... though there are worse fates than ending up drive-by roadkill. Surviving for it to happen over and over and over again, maybe. ]

Aight, catch you guys later.

[ If there's anythin' left of the either of you should be understood to have been implied there... OKAY BYE ]

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