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Third time's the charm. Third time's the charm. Third time's the...
Except it's not third time, is it? It's fourth, or fifth, or - and if it's the third, what use is it anyway? Three really isn't that nice a number. It's too small to be important and too big to be overlooked - and if it's the third finger on your hand, it's just short of being the one with the ring, so really, three's a bad number anyway, isn't it? Who needs it? I can't think of anyone who -
You turned your phone off, Hikaru, didn't you? Or it'd be... really ringing by now.
Third time's the charm.
Oi, Antoinette! It's a shameful secret, but... but... Daddy's put on a whole half pound! HONEY-SENPAI, I BLAME YOU FOR THIS COMPLETELY! It's all the cakies, every last one - well, no more! Nuh uh, Antoinette, we're going out for long walks, terribly long walks on sunny beaches and in fancy forests, ohohohohoohoohoooo, how romantiiiiiiic -
Ah, Haruhi, take care of everything while I'm gone for a bit, right? Daddy needs this walk really badly I'm not showing the horrible fat, am I?
[ooc: ...can haz no moar Hikaru. ._. He'll be taking his doggie on a day-long walk, ahhahaa.]