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Oi, oi. Kyouya Ootori. You're really bad at this, you know. Even though you take first place on school exams, I guess it's really a perfect score for effort, right? When it comes down to it, you just persevere. It's not brilliant at all. It doesn't sparkle, and you can't be a mean old dragon, because those are really special and really powerful. And, well, you... you go on and on, but that isn't magic. It's just... you're not magical at all.
You're a human being, aren't you, Mr. Overlord? And the whole strategy thing, you're kind of bad at it. A real dragon wouldn't be coming to an ugly, different world to people's rescue. He'd plop his behind on a really shiny treasure and stay home.
But, you know... if Kaoru has to blow the anniversary candle alone, he'll do really badly, then he'll take it out on Haruhi. And that's bad. So please come help him, Hikaru. If a big dragon was silly enough to come here, a shining prince like you can definitely follow.
The lovely Miss Blair Waldorf and the Host Club would like to invite you to the...
Come one, come all! Bring your loved one, bring your super shy, but secretly judo-master granny, bring your sweet puppums, and your pot flower too! Roses are red, violets are blue, dinosaurs are kind of SCARY, but I LOVE YOU! Don't worry, if you need help finding a date for the ball, we can definitely help you. Daddy knows some badgers and armadillos...
And even if life seems really-really hard right now, have no fear. You too can redeem your super special Evil Overlord rabu-rabu interest with the power of LOVE and BEAUTY!
Hmmmm... I suppose we'll need a storage hall room, and costumes, and music, and - entertainment! Who can handle that, hmmmmmmmmmm? Honey-senpai, sweets! Mori-senpai, furniture! Kaoru - I expect the best masks ever! Motheeeeeeeer, don't stand around, oi, er, look frightening - Haruhi, hold Daddy's hand some more, seeing the dinosaur card so close made Daddy weep, which is a PERFECTLY NATURAL AND PRINCELY REACTION.
[ ooc: ...I could not envision a tackier invitation card. And I tried. ]