PRIVATE POST 1
[PRIVATE. SO VERY PRIVATE. SERIOUSLY NO ONE CAN HACK THIS.]
[ooc: Also: BACKDATED to January like, 2nd, k. Anyway. This is Ishida Uryuu filling out a form as if he were Inoue Orihime. Now you know. CONTINUE]
PLEASE FILL OUT THE REQUESTED INFORMATION:
Name: Inoue Orihime
Telephone Number (if applicable): N/A
PLEASE CHECK ONE OF THE FOLLOWING:
[ ] Male [X] Female
[X] 16 years or younger [ ] 16 - 18 years [ ] 20 years or older
[X] Earth (sort of) [ ] Space [ ] Other
[ ] Smoker [X] Non-smoker
[X ] Job [] Unemployed
[X] Likes Mario Kart Does she even know I'm sure Inoue-san would like it if
[ ] Knows of Claire Bennet and/or Ginny Weasley outside of City [X] Does not know of Claire Bennet/Ginny Weasley outside of City
PLEASE ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS TO THE BEST OF YOUR ABILITY:
01. Are you now or have you ever been evil/a serial killer/a Dark Lord/etc.? No It needs to be more... ... I am not now nor have I ever been evil, a serial killer, or a Dark Lord. Something crazier. But, I did once dream that I was a Dark Lord Lady who reigned, in the future, as a half-woman, half-machine tyrant over the cats? vegetable fields.! I also killed cereal with my teeth.! Spoon... um... teeth? It's good enough
02. Are you allergic to cats, dogs, owls or pygmy puffs? Do they bother you? I like love cats, dogs, owls, and pygmy puffs, whatever the latter are.! I actually have a few cats of my own, if that is all right. Too formal? But, it is an application
03. Do you know what a pygmy puff is? Oh, Ehe Would she type that as I've said, no. But, it sounds simply super adorable.! It must be an animal, because it was with cats and dogs and owls, so it is a flying Puff... puff, ah marshmallow creature? Is it sticky to touch? Are there special gloves? Too crazy? It is Inoue-san, but
04. Do super powers or magic bother you in any way, shape, or form? No.! I need more exclamation points everywhere, I think I think that they are er... very useful ? and cool? interesting? exciting.! Powers, so... Unless you had a pathetic ability power like turning carpets different colors, or jumping half an inch higher than usual, or Inoue-san likes... talking to loaves of bread. But, I don't oh, I don't mean to say that those aren't useful! I'm sure that they can be very helpful, just imagine what bread might say.! I hope "don't eat me" because I like to eat bread...
05. If you could pick one word to describe yourself, what would it be? Please do not use anything synonymous with evil. Bea Kind Zan Determined.
06. How do you feel about Quidditch? It seem Um, it sounds like good fun? I don't I apol I'm sorry, I don't really know what it is.!
07. Would you consider yourself neat, messy, or somewhat in-between? Having lived alone in the past, as well as in the present, I am very good at cleaning up after myself. I am quite Super again? Why not super neat!
08. How do you feel about cupcakes? Tomatoes? Red meat? I think tomato cupcakes would be really interesting.!! Maybe after some red meat and ... what would I never eat with peanut butter? ... Ugh
09. If the Clock stops ticking and zombies invade the City again, what is your strategy for survival? I would do whatever I could, and seek out any person who needed me. What am I missing? Oh, of course- If Kurosaki is back by then, then I will definitely help him vanquish the zombie threat.! ... Zombies. I'm also missing Unless, of course, they've come again to have tea and ask for ... for? Well, rot. skin treatments and perfume.
10. Who would win in a fight: cavemen or astronauts? Astronauts, because even if cavemen are sturdy, thick, and like to use brute force and cheap tactics, the astronauts indubitably have greater intelligence and understanding of the tools around them, while also being at their peak-- ah Aliens!!! The cavemen and astronauts would start out evenly matched, but a black hole sucked the spaceship back into time! It did not take the astronauts to just any time, but time on Mars, with bright green and pink? No, that's ridiculous... ... orange alien cavemen. The fight is going on rather, and then another ship arrives, and out pours robot aliens from planet Q-9876! They take out their laser guns and shoot the cavemen and astronauts and fry them to a crisp-- wait with string cheese, and everyone goes into the ship to have a snack.!!
... Have I been eating expired food? Never mind. I'll clean out the cupboards after this.
[ooc: Final version for Shahni~
Name: Inoue Orihime
Telephone Number (if applicable): N/A
PLEASE CHECK ONE OF THE FOLLOWING:
[ ] Male [X] Female
[X] 16 years or younger [ ] 16 - 18 years [ ] 20 years or older
[X] Earth (sort of) [ ] Space [ ] Other
[ ] Smoker [X] Non-smoker
[X ] Job [] Unemployed
[X] Likes Mario Kart
[ ] Knows of Claire Bennet and/or Ginny Weasley outside of City [X] Does not know of Claire Bennet/Ginny Weasley outside of City
PLEASE ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS TO THE BEST OF YOUR ABILITY:
01. Are you now or have you ever been evil/a serial killer/a Dark Lord/etc.? I am not now nor have I ever been evil, a serial killer, or a Dark Lord. But, I did once dream that I was a Dark Lady who reigned, in the future, as a half-woman, half-machine tyrant over the vegetable fields! I also killed cereal with my teeth!
02. Are you allergic to cats, dogs, owls or pygmy puffs? Do they bother you? I love cats, dogs, owls, and pygmy puffs, whatever the latter are! I actually have a few cats of my own, if that is all right.
03. Do you know what a pygmy puff is? Oh, as I've said, no. But, it sounds super adorable! It must be an animal, because it was with cats and dogs and owls, so it is a flying marshmallow creature? Is it sticky to touch? Are there special gloves?
04. Do super powers or magic bother you in any way, shape, or form? No! I think that they are very useful and exciting! Unless you had a power like turning carpets different colors, or jumping half an inch higher than usual, or talking to loaves of bread. But, oh, I don't mean to say that those aren't useful! I'm sure that they can be very helpful, just imagine what bread might say! I hope not "don't eat me" because I like to eat bread...
05. If you could pick one word to describe yourself, what would it be? Please do not use anything synonymous with evil. Determined.
06. How do you feel about Quidditch? Um, it sounds like good fun? I'm sorry, I don't really know what it is!
07. Would you consider yourself neat, messy, or somewhat in-between? Having lived alone in the past, as well as in the present, I am very good at cleaning up after myself. I am super neat!
08. How do you feel about cupcakes? Tomatoes? Red meat? I think tomato cupcakes would be really interesting!! Maybe after some red meat and peanut butter?
09. If the Clock stops ticking and zombies invade the City again, what is your strategy for survival? I would do whatever I could, and seek out any person who needed me. If Kurosaki is back by then, then I will definitely help him vanquish the zombie threat! Unless, of course, they've come again to have tea and ask for skin treatments and perfume.
10. Who would win in a fight: cavemen or astronauts? Aliens!!! The cavemen and astronauts would start out evenly matched, but a black hole sucked the spaceship back into time! It did not take the astronauts to just any time, but time on Mars, with bright green and orange alien cavemen. The fight is going on rather, and then another ship arrives, and out pours robot aliens from planet Q-9876! They take out their laser guns and shoot the cavemen and astronauts with string cheese, and everyone goes into the ship to have a snack!!