By the light of their faithful dog Cragesmure...

[anti_david]

"There once upon a time was a man who was partly Dave - he had a mission in life. ‘I’m partly Dave’ he would growm in the morning which was half the battle. Over breakfast he would again say ‘I am partly Dave’ which always unnerved Betty. ‘Your in a rut Dave’ a voice would say on his way to work, which turned out to be a coloured conductor! ‘It’s

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[anti_david]

I didn't write this, John Lennon did.