Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle.
Say the following questions aloud, and press play.
Use the song titles that come up to answer each question.
NO CHEATING.
o1. How does the world see me?
"Miss Murder" by AFI (whoa...)
o2. Will I have a happy life?
"Dog Eat Dog" by Adam and the Ants
o3. What do people really think of me?
"Promised You a Miracle" by the Simple Minds
o4. Do people secretly lust after me?
"Definitive Gaze" by Magazine
o5. How can I make myself happy?
"Evil" by Interpol (and that with Miss Murder above)
o6. What should I do with my life?
"Take Me Out" by Franz Ferdinand
o7. Will I ever have children?
"Cities in Dust" by Siouxise and the Banshees
o8. What is some good advice for me?
"Everybody's Happy Nowadays" by The Buzzcocks
o9. What do I think my current theme song is?
"Atomic" by Sleeper (cover)
1o. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
"The Ring Song" by The Bravery
11. What song will play at my funeral?
Yes I do (Merry Go Round) by The Psychedelic Furs
12. What type of men/women do you like?
"Disorder" by Joy Division
13. What is my day going to be like?
"There's No Other Way" by Blur
14. Why am I here?
"Head over Heels" by Tears for Fears
15. What will people remember me for?
"Chinese Radiation" by Pere Ubu
16. What song will I get stuck in my head tomorrow?
"The Hanakuh Song" by Adam Sandler
17. Are there people outside waiting to take me away?
"Ghosts" by Japan
18. What will this year be all about?
"Otis" by the Durutti Column