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I should be laughing this much...
Quote/word of the day comes from a RL friend of mine in reference to both ScarJo and The Jaw:
"They've gone PORNTARDED!"
porntarded= best word ever! -
Anti-DMC Hullaballoo...
That's it--- consumerism and fanaticism has almost driven me to violence ( Read more... ) -
Amusing 'Dead Man's Chest' DVD review
It's nice to see not everyone is charmed by K.'s presence in DMC:
"And at least Orlando Bloom, picking up his cheque again as the proudly nondescript Will Turner, fares better than Keira Knightley, meant to be easy on the eye but closer to a macaw's beak in the face."
From the Daily Telegraph -
sound-byte from hell
I swear, if I have to hear her scream the word "pie-rats" from my television whenever I turn it on this weekend, I might not have teeth by next Thursday.
(There's something about her voice that just is more revolting than the rest of her-- the Jaw and pout-of-doom included-- it must be set at a frequency that irritates my brain...) -
File this under absurdity...
Blame this headache-inducing tid-bit on one of my friend's students:
Double the divaThis would have been a more interesting tid-bit if the snubber was someone exuding intelligence (I'm still in awe over the scolding from Bacall), but as it happens it was LiLo ( Read more... ) -
OMG!!!!
Did what I saw happen, just happen? Really?!!!!
Lauren Bacall just called out The Jaw and Fish Johansson on being too lazy to learn their "craft"-- on an American talk show. (Not by name, but you could tell whom she was talking about.)
OMG!!!!
*is speechless*
Bitch-slapped by Bacall. Wow. -
Good News Everyone!
On the front page of Now! tabloid magazine there are three pictures, including one of Diva Lady herself, with the headline: MEN DON'T LIKE THESE BONY GIRLS!!!
Huzzah. -
the Jaw is gettin' married
I've just heard the latest news: KK is getting married with Rupert Friend in a year time. He proposed her in Paris and they are probably going to marry somewhere in Italy.
How original.
Well, congrats.
I don't think that their relationship will last more than 10 months or so. Shall we bet? -
Crack!tastic Bash!fic #1
Some of you have already seen this, but bear with me...
I come bearing crack!tastic, multi-fandom bash!fic which is dedicated to a member of our community-- Miss emily_anne, whom I wanted to cheer up last week, but the fic took longer to write than I expected.
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Rant Fodder.
Why are Kim and Kevin over at the MSN Movies Filter making it hard for me to pretend that The Jaw does not exist?
So, she's kissing off her meal-ticket. We won't be sorry to see her go, either...
classics_lover, this should make for some interesting rant-fodder... Otherwise, it might be a good Elizabash topic for your community.