ok dude, do u have neeeee idea how big of a feud u caused between me and my dad just b/c u read my lj and didnt like the stuff thats on it?! prob not. my dad hasnt talked to since thrus nite and his last words were "bye see u whenever". ya ( Read more... )

omg my nieghbor has this hot tub and a bunch of lil kids were in it and they asked me to come in and i sed "no im sry im sick" and then my nieghbors like "kaitlyn ill give $10 to get in there" and i laff and say "umm no" and then i notice that jordans in there and im like "ewww!" and then i go and talk to him and im like "jordan y r u in a hot tub ( Read more... )

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omg! these mother fucking ppl came into the gym and made me get off my machine b/c they sed that " common curtisy, gym rule u can only be on for 30 min" and im like "ok i didnt kno that" so i kept on running and then they came and sat behind me and starred at me so im like " look ill be off in 15 min." and theyre like uve been on for 45! and yur ( Read more... )

omg im soooo happy to be home! i love my dad but a week with him gets to be a lil much...specially when yur driving in the car and he keeps turnin down yur music >:/...but all the same it was pretty fun...reeeeaalllly cold tho...and allllot of driving. so umm quite a funny story i got out of it tho...so heres a day by day ( Read more... )

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oooo fiesty!...lol funny stuff...

so last nite...ya i wont go there just yet...its starting to turn a lil funny cuz my moms not all that mad at me nemo...but still ( Read more... )

so me and allisons hyper moment turned into a diaster...i dont really feel like tellin ppl bout it...lets just say "wut goes around comes around" (think soda throwin at the movies)...and that my mom is reeeeallly mad at me...

abbey came ova and we were at the pool and these 3 guys were like humping each other goin up the ladder and trying to wrestle...and it was just gross...then one came up to us and is like "he do u mind if i sit by u guys?" and abbeys like "ummm i guess not" and then he goes-and i quote-"exxccceeelent" omg they were gross ( Read more... )

ok i kno i sux when it comes to technology...but this is a new level of dumbass-ness even for me...i tryed to install this floppy adapter thingy to my comp and it sed that the new hard ware wizard was suppossed to come on....well the convo between me summey and daniel elizabeth collins should explain it...freeking wizard ( Read more... )