Edit: Condolences appreciated. Don't worry if you didn't know anything - I've kept it very quiet. I didn't really want to say much publically before it was done...but yeah. Guess that's it.
Trying to get anything done through ASU's bureaucracy is like trying to get customer service out of a retarded parrot.
It's so lovely to think that the most incompentent people I encounter on a regular basis are the ones that run the largest educational facility in the country.