I remember the time where i was pulled over blatantly drunk..about a block from y house. The cop loks me oer, does'nt even give me a test.
"now give me one good reason why I dont arrst you for drinking and driving under the influence?"
i look at him for a sec, poopin my pants and go "Well, im about a block from my house, and the bar was only 8 blocks away. normaly well witihn staggering distance..but would you really expect me to walk home in THIS neighborhood AT THIS time of night with my complexion?
he loks at me for a second...chews something...(gum??) and then says:
"ok..thats a good reason..get home"
(drives off to atlanta with a bottle of jim beam in his hand)
It seems like those damn po po's have been on everyone's asses as of late. I actually got pulled over as well the other day. Gotta meet their quota for their lil piggy party it seems. Makes all the good cops look bad.
labor day weekend=highest number of dui fatalities outside of new years. Cops are working mandatory overtime this weekend. Certain holidays tend to increase enforcement. due to recent rulings, any traffic stop constitutes probable cause to investigate you for almost anything. out by the fairgrounds on west colonial they had a full blown interagency DUI roadblock westbound, stopping EVERY car. That's gotta suck.
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"now give me one good reason why I dont arrst you for drinking and driving under the influence?"
i look at him for a sec, poopin my pants and go
"Well, im about a block from my house, and the bar was only 8 blocks away. normaly well witihn staggering distance..but would you really expect me to walk home in THIS neighborhood AT THIS time of night with my complexion?
he loks at me for a second...chews something...(gum??) and then says:
"ok..thats a good reason..get home"
(drives off to atlanta with a bottle of jim beam in his hand)
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Sorry they had to harass the pretty lil lady.
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