i used to believe my dad when he told me that when i was born he gave all of his hair to me and that's why he is bald.

also, i don't like that baby food is called "formula," it weirds me out.

other than that, i've got nothing. 

Courtesy of Rolling Stone #1027.

Focus your bile: forty things to loathe more than Paris
Lets start with (1) people saying "the Internets." same for (2) "the Interwebs" and (3) "the Blogtubes."  But not as much as people saying (4)"the last time I checked" or (5) "you do the math." I don't do math, you haven't checked, and you obviously didn't get ( Read more... )

I went to a wedding this weekend, my cousin got married in Kansas City, MO.   There's nothing like a rocking 80's/country music mix and a crazy mother-of-the-bride with a perm-a-full glass of piersporter (sp?).  eets uh nize.  i also got drunk and started taking snails inside the tent where the reception was being held.  perhaps that wasnt so lady ( Read more... )

oh how i don't want to live in this house & i need a job.

on the television i'm watching a guy run a meth lab. What a fucking idiot. His wife hasn't left him yet. What a fucking idiot.

This was probably one of the most eventful times in my life and i'm sad to see it leave.   It feels like i just moved into the dorms, made awkward introductions, scoped out new crushes, etc.  I'm lucky to have met the people I have and am paranoid that i'll never see many of them again, but accept that it's possible.  And there's the people of whom ( Read more... )

guess who is a graphic designer!!!!  
this girl!

wahooooooo!!!

so i'm officially FREAKING out ( Read more... )

Cary Brothers is one man.  First name: Cary.  Last name: Brothers.   It is not a duo of two brothers with the last name Cary.  Haha.  Silly people.  And by the way, he's a dream boat.

Where did my faith go? i'm sitting in the first floor lounge and there is a bible study taking place next to me.  There are a dozen or so people my age discussing ( Read more... )

i'm writing teresa an e-mail.  i think i'm ready.

Lisa and I are joining weight watchers on tuesday.  We decided that this weekend we'll call our last supper.  Then we join on Tuesday.  Of course we will be making an acception on the 27th for Rhonda Birthday since we are being given free beer and dancing.  perhaps i will dance off the beer, freely.  ok, goodnight