..can't be classy when you laugh at farts..

[anticmuse]

My mum's biggest disappointment about me? I laugh at farts. Lol! Okay, so probably not her biggest disappointment, but she certainly resents my father for ever asking me to pull his finger... Come on! It's a classic gag! Probably 90% of fathers out there do that to their kid(s)! Generally their sons, but my dad never descriminated.. ;) So,

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burps make me laugh too

[toraneko]

I think other people's noises are funny but I HATE making them myself.

I was at a new client's house last night and was totally mortified when my ass would not SHUT UP. Not really awful noisy, but I heard it. Like 3 times! Damned WEndy's for dinner. GRRRRRRRR! I rarely get back door roar. I try to go to the other room or outside for a walk or anywhere but around people if I know something is rumbling around. I know it is natural, but yeesh. I can't tell you how bright red I get if one sneaks out and it isn't silent. I don't care if it stiunks. I'll blame it on a cat. Or a man if one is around.

I was praying that the client didn't notice. Luckily none of the snakes died from the fumes. I wonder if my business insurance would cover that loss?

Re: burps make me laugh too

[anticmuse]

LOL!!! I don't know if your insurance would cover that, but maybe we should petition to have it added? It could happen!! ;p

That's too funny. I understand--I'd rather not let a loud one slip in public, either, because even if I think they're funny and understand that they're natural and it's okay to fart, the general public doesn't, and that's what makes it embarrassing. Because you know people are looking at you going, "Oh my GOD...that is so gross." It happens, people! Not like you don't fart! Grr.

But my cousin Bert has no concept of public view or shame, lol. He'll walk right up to some hot chick and just rip a fat one in front of her, and then blame it on her to top it off, lmao! He's crazy like that. He would be perfect for Trigger Happy TV, or Candid Camera or something similar. He's just outrageous and loves to do wild shit in public to get a reaction. :)

Does he posses the first power?

[toraneko]

can he rip at will?

Re: Does he posses the first power?

[anticmuse]

If he eats sour cream, that boy can fart the national anthem. He's joining the Army--I can see his bunk mates all gagging, hehe..

[anticmuse]

LMFAO!!!!!!!! OMG!!!! *dies*

I viewed this at work--BAD idea, because I just burst into laughter and people are curious now.. Rofl, that is too funny! She totally gave that guy an air biscuit! Man, now even I wouldn't stoop to quite that level, but it's still hilarious. ^~ Thanks so much for sharing!

*cries laughing!*

[anonymous]

That is so wrong!

I'd never do that but it's funny as HELL!

Well, never say never. If someone really deserved it, maybe.

Re: *cries laughing!*

[anticmuse]

Muahahahaaa...it's hilarious. The only person I'd do that to is my little brother. And he always deserves it.

no dutch ovens,

[gpsymgk]

We have an agreement.... fart as much as you want, but no air-biskets, no dutch ovens and no "cup-a-foo's" (the first move she did). Or serious ass-kicking will insue.

Re: no dutch ovens,

[anticmuse]

What you call a "cup-a-foo" is to me an air biscuit. ;p And you brought up the dutch oven, darling.. You'll be on my hit list so quick..lol!!

*kiss* Miss you.

[onyxblue1]

Bottom line is, farting is a natural thing.

The question is, was that pun intended?:-P

[anticmuse]

Hehehehe, I'm so adding you to my friends list. ^^

[onyxblue1]

Woo-hoo! I reciprocated. I thought about doing it earlier, but, oh, I'm a loser and slow about things like this.:-)

[anticmuse]

Hehe, that's okay. Before, I have intended to add someone to my list for months before I finally got around to doing it, lol.