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Hahaha. That model is SO Zoolander.

WHY IS MY COMPUTER CLOCK ALWAYS WRONG?!! BASTARDF&(#@&!$

OOOOOOMMMMMG I can't sleep. This happened in November a week before I got to go to Boston, and it happened before Corey came back for break, and omg not again!!! >:O

I miss my babydoll. :(

I wish Boston were in Arizona. This sucks.

I hate how when you go tanning, your boobs are the first to burn because they've, like, never seen the light of day.

I can download either Beethoven's Fifth or the Halloween theme song to set as the ringtone when my mother calls my cellphone. Any preference among you all? ;]

Anna Crane says February is depressing because the spring clothes come out, but the weather's still shitty. That's why the smartie goes to Northwestern ( Read more... )

Just a little something called, "You mess with the bull, you get the horns."


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Dentist receptionist? Bad.

Sales Associate in the Marshall Field's shoe department?

Good!

I'm giving notice to Pizza Hut tomorrow. :]

So there's a dental office in Crystal Lake that needs a part-time receptionist, Monday-Wednesday. If nothing else, if I got it I'd have a PAYING job for weekdays. Restaurant work sucks during weekdays. I have an interview tomorrow around lunchtime.

Omggggg I'm sooooo sosick. And I have to work a double. The only thing that makes me actually want to go is the prospect of money... However, Wednesdays are usually deader than dead, and I'd rather not suffer in that pathetic excuse of a pizza factory with a rather high chance of coming home with a single-digit amount of cash ( Read more... )

It feels like a good time to watch Office Space ( Read more... )