If I left to go get something to eat/drink from the 7-11 down the street, but when I came back, I find out that I locked the door behind me?

That would suck. But it hasn't even happened yet, so here goes nothing.

How many of you remember those flash animations, (some movie) in 30 Seconds, starring a bunch of nearly unintelligible bunnies that talked super fast and left out glaring, though not-plot-critical parts of your favorite movies?

The new Harry Potter movie is kind of like that, except three hundred times longer.

But at least it was pretty!

So apparently, Chuck Palahniuck has not only released a new book, but Choke is getting the Hollywood treatment.
And the sun is shining and a nice breeze is creeping in through my open door and the cat is eating his cat food. I think I will curl up with my Palahniuck books and enjoy the rest of the day in a reading stupor.
Tomorrow I will go to ( Read more... )

Step 1. Cobble together some piece of shit.
Step 2. Walk away, smoke a cigarette/shoot some smack/read an article in the newspaper/knit a little.
Step 3. Come back to the project, realize it sounds terrible.
Step 4. Start over.

REPEAT THIS PROCESS TWELVE TIMES A DAY FOR THREE MONTHS AND YOU TOO CAN BE A MUSICIAN!!!

Episodes of unipolar depression are the pits. Sorry if I've been acting bummed out and tired, folks. Gotta get me some o' that bright-light box.

All thanksgiving day long, especially the part I spent at work, my mind kept coming back to the thanksgiving before that one, where I sat in my bed, pajama-ed and coffee-ed, playing Earthbound on my SNES emulator and generally enjoying the shitty, windy weather outside.

But this thanksgiving, spent with Nicole's family, was pretty good too.

I will be standing at a bus stop/in line/around, waiting for something to happen, when she comes. She, looking perfect but different every time. She stands next to me, waiting for something too, only peripherally aware of me. But not me, oh no, suddenly my whole brain wraps around her. My animal lust instinct awakens deep inside me, but I don't do ( Read more... )

Staph killers.

Is it just me, or does EVERYONE at Safeway hate their job?

If I end up having to pay the union $400 just to keep my job, I'll probably end up hating it too.

But hey, it'll definitely make those $1100 in bills go away!

That's a pretty round number.

So my iPod is dead. Well, ok, not DEAD dead. But dying. It has been shorting out, displaying weird battery states, and not connecting to anyone's computer ( Read more... )