Instructions: Go to your calendar/archive, find the first entry for each month of 2006 (not including memes), and post the first line of each.
January:
No post
February:
I got my internet on!! WOOOOHOOOOO!!!
March:
I think he's avoiding me now.
April:
People are douchebags.
May:
The past month a lot has happened. Been popping a lot of ecstasy, been inhaling and sniffing a lot of methamphetamines, been having a good time. (I had to post more than one sentence.)
June:
I no longer work at Sonic.
July:
I'm doing well. I like my job, it is sooooo easy. (fuck this job.)
August:
No post
September:
Alex is living with me and I am having all kinds of fun with him.
October:
Things could not be going any better for me right now.
November:
So I am moving into my new (well our new) apartment in two weeks, Alex and I that is.
December:
Earlier today I wanted to die.