oh...are you...finished?
i accidently had sex with a 46 year old on-air sports personality last night. over and over again. but only for about two minutes each time. i don't care how many times you can get it up, dude; two minutes aint gonna do it. i was visibly pissed but he seemed kind of oblivious and was like, "i'll bet you're gonna sleep like a baby tonight." then i
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i did it with this twenty-two year old boy who goes by the name "blackie chan" at the karaoke bar a couple of times now and i am glad he is only half black because if it were any bigger i would have to have reconstructive surgery.
i could deal with the fact that he had a lot of action figures and told me he loved me a few times but when he looked up at me and said, "if you get pregnant i'll take care of you" during the act i actually had to dismount, roll over, curl into a ball and die a little.
i'm sticking with old guys.
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