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[antimafioso]

[ The feed clicks on, centered on metal circling a thin wrist. One might follow the handcuff's link as it disappears beneath the feathers of an owl perched on the boy's arm.

Yes.

He is handcuffed to an owl.

Yet, smiling! Are his eyes a little cold...? No, of course not. A chuckle. ]I've heard about this one. But, this is a little unfair. Aren't

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[valentineluke]

Novel.

[antimafioso]

I feel lucky.

[valentineluke]

I assume especially so since its not a parrot.

[antimafioso]

They both have their advantages and disadvantages. I could have pretended to be a pirate!

[aettir]

Yyyyeah, being handcuffed to a person's probably better than that.

[antimafioso]

What if you were handcuffed to a psychopathic serial killer?

[aettir]

A normal person!

[antimafioso]

With really awful BO?

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[renegare]

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My condolences to the animal.

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[antimafioso]

It could have been a skunk.

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[renegare]

It wasn't.

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[antimafioso]

No, how lucky.

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[harutastic]

It's a very beautiful owl, though! Do you need a tissue?

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[antimafioso]

He is an impressive specimen. We have tissues. But, if you'd like to come pet him...?

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[harutastic]

...really?!

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[antimafioso]

He's very well-behaved.

[knifecushion]

You need another owl for the other arm.

[antimafioso]

I do feel awfully asymmetrical.

[knifecushion]

Let the owl poop on the opposite side too. That'll even it out a little.

[antimafioso]

Good idea. Any others?