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[antinarcissist]

Why do strange people approach me in the street asking for drugs?

Do I look like a dealer? I think not.

But sometimes I think that if I was a drug dealer, I could make a lot of people happy:P

meh'.

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[crushed_roses]

No darling you don't look like a drug dealer. People are just silly.

[httpoet]

I get that aswell, usually, when I'm taking notes on the movements and social interactions of mall rats, I am mistaken for a drug dealer by bogans, homies etc. Or in the more "regular" clubs down here, where I'm mistaken for a drug dealer by yuppies.

The latter situation makes you wonder...should I go out with filed down OTC pharmacuticals and powdered sugar in small plastic bags in case of such an event?

GOD DAMN MY DISTINCTIVE APPEARANCE!

[therealstory]

it could be worse. They could mistake you for a sex worker.

This guy offered me $200 for *undisclosed services* once... I was just out for some chinese food.

[antinarcissist]

actually, just last night I got a call to my mobile from a guy with an english accent thinking he was calling an escort service, And i've had a pissed biker on the doorstep thinking my house was a brothel...

[therealstory]

delightful!

did yu set them straight or just laugh at them?

[antinarcissist]

hehe, i set them straight. I politly informed the drunk biker guy that no, this was not a brothel, and no, I didn't know where one was, apologised, and watched him stagger out the front gate. hehe, the dude on the phone actually sounded a little embarased:P