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The Generic Teenager Stereotype
Do you drink [alcohol]?: Not at school
Do you party a lot? How often?: define "party" but mainly at home I'm sure
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: Nope
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: oh god. wayy to many to, like, even count.
Do you skip classes? How often?: I had two cuts last term. They were both for sleep.
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: As opposed to formal sex? unfortunately I have neither.
Do you steal?: I did once in first grade -- stickers. Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: um, well my mother considers some of it inappropriate (some = any outfit that exposes my stomach) but otherwise...no I don't think so Do you drool over celebrities?: I used to (ASHTON KUTCHER AND MATTHEW VARTAN ARE THE HOTTEST GUYS EVER) but not anymore.
Do you watch a lot of TV?: mmmm....not really, but VH1 is on a lot in the common room.
Do you ever watch the News?: eh, not really. too depressing.
Do you even care about world issues?: Haha. Yes, I do.
Do you read books often?: 6 since break began. but I never get to at school.
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: None.
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: Kinda unavoidable.
Do you smoke cigarettes?: "socially" Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: Hahahaha. the suburbs. hahahahahahaha Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: I used to at home, I would always have some huge crush, but now I find myself searching for someone to like.
Do you cuss a lot?: Especially when I'm pissed off / upset Are you desperate to fit in?: I don't think so.
Are you intelligent?: Yeah
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?: It's been done (I know, can you believe it?) Black eyeliner?: Totally. Black eyeshadow?: Looks especially good when you use it along with black eyeliner to create smoky eyes.
Black trenchcoat?: Oooooh The Matrix!! yeah, it should stay there. Black boots?: Definitely Lanie's thing.
Black fishnets?: Can be cute.
Black nail polish?: Went along with the black lipstick I wore.
Cigarettes?: social smoker, which I think is perfectly valid and normal. but I think I should stop altogether.
Metal Music?: no.
Marilyn Manson?: EWWWWWWWWWWWWW. NO.
Kittie?: who's that??
Cradle of Filth?: ugh, no.
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: Definitely not. Are you an intellectual?: Yes.
An agnostic?: Ok, agnostics annoy me. Please believe in something just be atheist, and have faith that there is nothing, or believe. In between stuff is annoying. But yes. I am an agnostic.
Horrible home life?: Not at all.
Hopelessly depressed?: I have my moments. Suffering with suicidal idealations?: Hm. in my moments sometimes.
Self-mutilation?: define "mutilation"
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?: nope Big black boots?: ok this stereotype is totally lanie.
Mohawk?: that's so greenwhich village Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: def not excessive Loud, confident and opinionated?: Hmm. very loud, very opinionated (well usually), confident for the most part
Wild hair colors?: Not really thought I did want to dye my tips hot pink for a while.
NOFX?: nope
Rancid?: no
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: not well.
The Jock Sterotype
What's your IQ?: fairly average I'm sure Do you watch a lot of sports?: the odd superbowl and the triple crown
Play a lot of sports?: mmm yeah. Talk a lot about sports?: Yeah definitely. Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: Totally. But when they're going on they def are a big part of life Are you arrogant?: No.
Are you a male or female whore?: a bit of a wannabe, i guess Are you homophobic?: Not in the least.
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: yeah, I do sometimes. But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: depends on the day and my fatness level Boobs = yes?: as in do I have them? not really.
Parties = yes?: sometimes. Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?: UGH. Never ever. If it could ever get that bad that I wouldn't go to college I'd just marry rich.
This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.]
Originality or Acceptance?: Acceptance.
Independence or Companionship?: I hate being alone but I hate being tied down as well. Stability or Freedom?: Freedom.
Personal or Interpersonal?: Interpersonal.
Introvert or Extrovert?: Extrovert.
Popularity or Isolation?: Popularity.
Unique or Loved?: Loved.
Understood or Individual?: Individual.
You or Them?: me