aaaaaahahahaha, I just saw a texas hold'em commercial with a 2 7 offsuit joke.

my brother is a poker nerd.

pictures from the Luke Fair show last night!

the bartender gave me a lost camera case. it barely fits and I embrace the ability to explain why my cannon is in a samsung bag to people in the future.

I'm eating sushi from randalls and sourdough bread. I am carb man.

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BucsRUKUS (1:50:52 PM): :-D
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BucsRUKUS (1:51:10 PM): you luck bitch
BucsRUKUS (1:51:24 PM): :-[
frequentgear (1:51:24 PM): who made you?
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I bought 2 black coffee cups from walmart for 55 cents each. The easiest way to get the sticky barcode tags off the bottom is to run them through the dishwasher once. I swear you could live at walmart. If there was ever another end of the world y2k scare I'm going to take over a super walmart store. They have everything in there, even guns to ( Read more... )

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i really don't use this much anymore.

update: it's been brought to my attention that the last 3 posts were also intoxicated entries. go figure. simmon conway morris is a douche.

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nutsy is a movie star! so cute.

I bought this yesterday:

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last night was definitely rum and scotch night. i'm an equal opportunity imbiber.

wish I had some credit. I'm particularly eying this guy here. these things are so me it's ridiculous. the lady who helped me had goalpost teeth. I wanted to kick a field goal the whole sales pitch.

does anyone have myspace?