If you see this, quote Shakespeare in your journal, along with this line.

'Here's a story of a brother by the name of Othello
He liked white women and he liked green jello....''

Opening night = awesome. We were funny, and so was the second act (or so the audience thought ;-) )

Listening to Lithium and playing Tanks = even awesomer.

I swear, if you did not grow up playing Scorched Earth (or some similar game under a different name), you missed out on your childhood.

HAPPY NATIONAL ______ COCK APPRECIATION DAY.

Fill in the blank with your preferred modifier.

I must be cruel only to be kind;
Thus bad begins, and worse remains behind.

I could never let anything bad happen to you, and I love you more than you apparantly ever will realize.

Please remember that always.

17 hours...

WANTED:


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John Ahn now has no hair.

Enough said.

:-(


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My parents should have been home hours ago, and there is some random person PARKED IN MY DRIVEWAY FOR THE LAST FIFTEEN MINUTES.

This is not MIDLY CREEPY AT ALL.

Especially since all I can see is the licence plate, and, upon googling it, one of the several results is a database of criminal records.

But you have to pay to see details.

JUST made the cut in math, but that's still nothing to be proud of, because an 83% is an 83%. Even if I tied with Greg and almost got twice what Ben got.  Damnit, taking a voluntary 15% GPA cut really sucks ( Read more... )