Stories of Work, Part Two; Fat

Feb 04, 2009 22:56

I pride myself on my callipygian physique, my Rubenesque figure. As I like to tell my friends, it takes a lot of cupcakes to maintain a shape such as my own. While I know that not everyone likes the way I look, I do expect some degree of courtesy from my clientele, an expectation that is not always met. ( more madness )

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shadowalchemy February 5 2009, 07:11:40 UTC
"...two slices of Anastasia..." *rawr* hehehe

Seriously tho, this sort of thinking bugs me. Just less than 50 years ago you would have been hailed a goddess for your figure. I don't get the "thin is sexy" thing with people saying size zero is hot. Size zero says to me "size non-existent" hehe

I don't hide the fact I like "big girls", and I see it all the time how they are put down just because of there size. I hear it all the time, "Fat girls are ugly." or "Don't date a fatty" uuugh! But hey, more for me. And they honestly, they don't know what they are missing. The women who have blown my mind (Figurative and Literal) have been on the plus side of the scale. hehehe :>

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I enjoy women with large posteriors and may not mislead. antithestasia February 5 2009, 07:26:53 UTC
Thank you, dear. Mmmm, cupcakes.

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Re: I enjoy women with large posteriors and may not mislead. shadowalchemy February 5 2009, 07:48:29 UTC
*steels a cupcake and runs away*

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michaelocalypse February 5 2009, 07:19:42 UTC
Well, with the abundance of people who desire her, let alone the ones who will pay for sexy times, I don't doubt our dear friend's protestations of non-issue on the fat front.

As to the meat market mentality (best new band name ever?), you see that all over in people with poor relationship skills. And not to make sweeping generalizations about clientele, but I hypothesize that people who suck at relationships *might* be more likely to frequent establishments such as yours, my sweet A.

-M

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Social 'tards. antithestasia February 5 2009, 07:25:59 UTC
You're quite correct, love. We have many different men visit us, rich and poor and rude and polite and sweet and mean, but they all lack any and all social skills. It's quite shocking sometimes.

As for Meat Market Mentality, when I learn to drum, we're scrotally starting that band.

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thelastmehina February 5 2009, 08:01:09 UTC
The thing that gets me is, he probably saw your pix on the website. So why would he have even made an appointment with you?

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Inetr'tards. antithestasia February 5 2009, 20:37:05 UTC
I did think of that, as well. I have no idea, young grasshopper. Maybe I look more slender in my pictures? I don't think so.

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