hardcover hardons

[antleroid]

tomorrow i have to remember to email this ad on craigslist that's offering money for erotic novels

Comments

[crayola_bomb]

I'm the epitome of Jew..... and I did get a kick out of it. Mind you, nothing will beat my Bubie's reaction when my uncle told her not only was he gay, but he was in love with a German. Mmmmm, good times.

[antleroid]

my dad's never been comfortable with my mom driving a benz, and he's like a reform^100 jew.
i love how the parents are so quick to laugh it all off at the end though, that's real fucked up.

[eatyourfriends]

what kind of sauce was it?

[antleroid]

some dessert called bananas foster. i dunno, it's supposed to be phallic i guess.

[coquette__]

first of all fucking sweet title.
i hope you send that woman the e-mail and then get tons of $$$ so you can ball out of control.

[antleroid]

really? i was worried it would be a little too much, cause i already have the cover worked out and it's really centered around the mechanic and cars and stuff so i was worried it would be excessive.

[coquette__]

no its legit, keep it.
is noah on the cover? shit he is so hot.

[antleroid]

yeah, he is. i'm picturing him as a hybrid of a young patrick swayze and mcdreamy from grey's...but with better defined muscles than either of those two.

[phlash_]

[antleroid]

it's hilarious, fellatio is only ever alluded to but never actually happens. i just hit the full out sex segment and it would seem that there's this pattern of 5 paragraphs of prelude and 1 paragraph of actual sex, followed by longwinded sections of them reflecting on how awesome it was.

[theshalalasong]

that excerpt is beyond weird

[antleroid]

apparently the writer won a USA Today award, so i guess that means that in some way this constitutes a great literary accomplishment.