Pro-Crass-Tin-Nation
1. 5 things you love:
-sleeping
-cooking
-eating what i've cooked
-watching films
-debating any of the above
2. 5 things you hate:.
-nazis
-holding any kind of spider for over 5 seconds
-jump sequences (within our outside of film)
-roller coasters
-toby houle
3. 5 favorite foods:
-asian
-indian
-fusion
-microwavable
-snackables
4. 5 favorite beverages:
-guinness
-cc and ginger
-extra large double doubles
-milk
-gingerale (minus the rye)
5. 5 great movies:
-Yojimbo
-8 1/2
-Touch of Evil
-Raging Bull
-The Motorcycle Diaries
6. 5 great books:
-the bible
-the torah
-the qur'an
-the divine comedy
-dianetics
7. 5 great songs:
-heartbreaker - pat benetar
-hot for teacher - van halen
-promiscuous - nelly furtado
-little girls pointing and laughing - alexisonfire
-you've got another thing coming - judas priest
8. 5 people you love:
-JESSICA NELANNE BLOOM
-Ernie
-Ernie's Mother
-Ernie's hot sister (either one)
-myself
9. 5 things you miss:
-6960 Rue Sherbrooke
-my bedroom
-the swamp
-creating things
-being more intelligent than those around me
10. 5 things you don't miss:
-being illegal
-virginity
-my beer gut (RIP)
-curfew
-high school mathematics/science
11. 5 things that turn you off:
-being too attractive
-aloofness
-desperation
-someone funnier than me
-someone not as funny as me
12. 5 things you should give up:
-smoking
-procrastinating
-avoiding social contact
-my ratty wallet
-clinging to ideals and dismissing reality
13. 5 things you do each day:
-wake up
-avoid what i did the other day
-cook something fun
-check facebook/myspace/livejournal/hotmail
-complain
14. 5 products you use regularly:
-i'm not sure what a product is...aren't i a product in one way or another?
15. 5 things you should cut back on:
-drinking
-oversleeping
-PARTYING!!!!
-being nice to people
-cutting back on drinking (i can change my mind you know)
16. 5 things most people don't know about you:
-i'm a sucker for blondes
-i hate sweater vests
-i regularly reuse dirty socks
-i'm aware of about 90% of the absurd shit i do
-i'm a wilderness kinda guy
17. 5 things you're "known for"
-always being up for the party
-verbosity (look it up and you'll catch my drift)
-procrastination
-being an asshole
-arguing
18. 5 new things you want to try:
-waking up at normal hours
-seducing women
-learning how to drive
-bisexuality (JOKES, not really)
-open heart surgery
-doing homework
19. 5 people that make you laugh:
-Ernie
-Ernie's hot mom
-my brother
-my father
-Professor Aaron Biemen
20. 5 things you don't understand:
-quantum physics
-Soren Kierkegaard
-how people can be comfortable being so predictable
-how money ever came into existence
-why we have women's studies in universities yet not men's studies
21. 5 things you like putting in your mouth:
-my fingernails
-food
-pens
-anything gummy or chewy
-fags (PSYCHE! well not really, but it's not what you think)
22. 5 names you like:
-Nel
-Wyatt
-Rudiger
-Lola
-Salem
23. 5 things you believe in:
-nihilism
24. 5 places you want to travel to:
-Hong Kong
-Kyoto
-Lenin Mausoleum in Moscow
-Munich
-Australia (all over)
25. 5 things you wish you could do:
-fall asleep on a pile of books and wake up filled with their knowledge
-manipulate time
-understand motherfucking Soren cunt ass bitch Kierkegaard
-read people's thoughts
-prevent anyone else from ever having these abilities themselves
26. 5 dream jobs:
-film director
-heiress
-trophy wife
-President of the United States
-gigolo
27. 5 characteristics you find sexy:
-willingness to get naked in front of me
-...yeah i'm drawing a blank on this one
28. 5 favorite actors:
-Marcello Mastroianni
-Toshiro Mifune
-Peter Lorre
-Jimmy Stewart
-Gael Garcia Bernal
29. 5 favorite actresses:
-Bette Davis
-Marlene Dietrich
-Michelle Pfeiffer (only as catwoman)
-Carrie Fischer
-Anna Karina
30. 5 things you wish you were alive to experience:
-the conception of the universe
-the October Revolution
-Socrates
-French Existentialism
-the end of the universe
31. 5 things you wish you had:
-drivers license
-a feasible career
-the ability to commit to anything
-motivation
-the force
32. 5 things you like in your salad:
-vegetables
-fruit
-nuts
-dressing
-cheese
33. 5 songs that describe you:
-Straight Outta Compton - Ice Cube
-Bret You've Got it Going On - Flight of the Conchords
-Borderline - Madonna
-Hybrid Moments - Misfits
-Final Countdown - Europe
34. 5 things you should have been doing rather than filling this out:
-writing my Kierkegaard essay
-sleeping
-dreaming
-waking up for a glass of milk
-anything really