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[antleroid]

i feel semi-human of late.

part of me knows that it's entirely my responsibility to change that at all, and another part of me isn't willing to do anything to facilitate that kind of change.

seriously, when you break me down on paper i only qualify as human in the biological division. now that's depressing.

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[crayola_bomb]

i enjoy reading about you on paper. such as the resume where you state that you'd be good at heavy lifting.

[banalwritings]

probably your best quality mike

[antleroid]

don't mock me. i've been doing push ups and sit ups or whatever they're calling them these days. i'm like crazy ripped.

i could probably lift like fifty pounds now. you better believe it.

[antleroid]

that was ernie's resume from grade 9. i stole it and just changed the name "taylor" into "bloom" and took out the parts that seemed completely unbelievable.