eleventh psywave | written/audio/action

[antlioncyclone]

Aquarius
Baked goods are in abundance.
Your next career: Pet Therapist.
The bats in your attic are organizing.
Your prison record WILL come up. No point hiding it any more.

[....okay then. what is this supposed to....TO THE JOURNALS WITH IT]

What is an Aquarius?

[....]

What are these messages supposed to be?

[Just seconds after those messages are written,

Comments

[tsuntrader]

[Hard to sleep? I don't know man, it is pretty damn easy to pass out right on the couch.

...In fact, that's almost happening right now. Silver's content to lay on the couch and watch Mewtwo write in his journal, idly checking his own to see what Mewtwo's writing. Hey, he has some of those messages too, look at that.

Did Mewtwo just sit on a cake?]

[antlioncyclone]

[YES HE DID. And now he is having a bit of an aggravated fit over the frosting in his fur, give him a second to pick his journal back up and scribble something into it before running off to the bathroom for a minute or so-

okay that is fixed, Mewtwo is a little damp but not frosting'd anymore, and he is flicking away the top layer of pillows with a psychic gust to reveal a squashed cake...and....lots of cookies?

What the hell?]

[tsuntrader]

[...Mewtwo... Hoards cookies?]

[antlioncyclone]

[He looks pretty dumbfounded at all of this....

Quick glance to you, Silver.]

Do you know what's going on here?

[written]

[hiken_ace]

Aquarius is a zodiac sign.

[written]

[antlioncyclone]

What is a zodiac sign?

[written]

[hiken_ace]

It's a symbol that supposedly predicts what kind of person you'll be based on your birthday. It's all reall,y stupid, you don't have to believe it.

But if some of them come true, it's probably just the Malnosso.

[written]

[antlioncyclone]

That's a strange story.

[For one, Mewtwo doesn't technically have a birthday...and who decided on this funny name? What does that m-

-oh sweet Arceus mother of Mew why is this a thing that the Malnosso are involved in.]

I think one of them has already come to pass.

[Video]

[catus_carnival]

[She has no visible mouth, opting to talk through her Kaka kitten ventriloquist doll in a higher pitch.]

What's in your bed, meow?!

[Video]

[antlioncyclone]

[...the hell is Tao doing]

A cake.

[Video]

[catus_carnival]

[Wonderful and terrible things. Also, that cake sounds delicious.]

How'd that get there?

[Written]

[antlioncyclone]

I'm not sure.

[...wait what the

oh my god]

Also many cookies.

[Voice]

[semper_cogitans]

[Robert, still in the middle of baking, and smeared with a collection of dry ingredients, peers into the screen of his journal at that. ... Are those cakes?]

Are you... qu-quite alright, Mewtwo...?

[Written]

[antlioncyclone]

Yes. Just annoyed.

[Written]

[semper_cogitans]

[If he laid down on a cake he'd probably be annoyed too.]

I can... hardly blame you.

...

Did... somebody put confections in your bed...?

[Written]

[antlioncyclone]

Yes. Someone.

[....is going to get a small Psywave to the face.]

[voice]

[generalflirt]

An "Aquarius," weeeelll, that's one of those ojou-sama girls, riiight?

[Ignore that he just got back from his mission. and that he sounds a bit congested]

[voice]

[antlioncyclone]

[but what the loving fuck does that mean?]

A what girl?

[hmm]

You're back.

[voice]

[generalflirt]

That I am!

[voice]

[antlioncyclone]

How was the mission?

[grr malnosso grr....]