Just came back from Nic's dad's land on the river. We were told to flatten the shitter that never gets used, so we kicked it over and gave it hell with the sledge hammer. This morning my tent was wet so I moved it into the sun to dry. I didn't peg it down again. It blew into the river. Retrieving was a good time, we almost lost it to the ( Read more... )

All I want is to send one nasty e-mail. Why did you have to choose now to steal my account? Please give it back.

Whilst sitting upon the loo at work (I don't poop at home anymore, because then I wouldn't have anything to do at work), I decided that it was also a good time to blow my nose. This led to blood pouring out of my face at quite a prodigious rate, and having my pants down at the time, some landed in my undergarments. It's a good thing my mother ( Read more... )

Tonight we gather at Molly Bloom's in the University Plaza. Come.

These smoking hepcats perform the best version of Independent Woman I've ever heard. Not that I've heard many, of course.

"I don't know why, but for some reason it seems that my birthday always falls near the end of the year."

He was entirely serious.

The metal horns are what make this for me.

Last night Michelle wanted to go to Louie's, because she hadn't been there in ages. So we went. Michelle doesn't like being called horny, so now she's an 'eager beaver.' At last call, I ordered a rum & coke and a gin & tonic. I was handed a coke and a tonic. I compained to the bartender, and he swore at me. Damnedly angry, I was. Marc and I ( Read more... )

There was talk of frisbee at seven today. I will not be there.

From Ulysses ( Read more... )