Last night before I fell asleep, I had to hold onto my bed to keep from falling off. It tried its best to drop me on the floor, it even flipped upside-down several times, but with cunning and skill, I stayed on. I think the problem was that I went to the pub for a drink, and then stayed for the rest. It was definately worth it. Coming inside ( Read more... )

Listening to myself pretending to be an elephant in dutch when I was three is really weird. First of all, my impression, while funny, wasn't very good. Secondly, hearing myself speak a language that I don't understand is confusing.

In an on-line poll, the Globe and Mail asked "Do you vote in on-line polls?" The percentage for no was 19%. Which means that 19% of the population thinks it is witty.

Today I feel well-rested and well-fed. I'm quite happy. I saw Ted yesterday. Also Elizabeth Royale, I think. I talked to Ted, not Elizabeth. I still haven't seen Krystal, which I find odd. Especially since I think I may have seen her eye (R). My parents decided to come camping with me, so now I'm not going until next week, so we can use this ( Read more... )

I've been trying to ignore the fact that I've been surrounded by girls for the last 40 minutes, but now I have to leave this lab. I feel very out of place. They scare me with their scents and their voices, and their gum-chewing.

Excerpt from a BBC correspondant's article about a hotel he's staying at in Siberia ( Read more... )

Still need more sleep. More food would be good, get rid of some of the shaking. I'm excited to go to Algonquin park this weekend, I hope it snows. Snow would definately be better than rain. Some time alone will be good for me too, I think.

Thursday upgraded license to Class G. Friday, went to renew license. Realised temporary portion of license was in mother's car, in Guelph. Had to have father's car back to him by noon. Drove to Guelph. Hurriedly. Van. With Police. 97 in 70. Tony knows how to talk to Police (show Fear, Tremble, Stammer - lack of confidence in self is key to ( Read more... )

Yesterday as the mourners were arriving at my neighbour's house, the Medigas van pulled up. Apparently nobody had told them their services weren't needed. This happened while a squirrel buried nuts and I read about Bonobo chimps and their pan-sexuality ( Read more... )

Went to cousin's wedding Saturday. More God/minute then Sunday School. The band was called the Worship Team. Then got drunk. Should call Chris to find out what happened after pub, see if there's anything I need to apologize for. Wrote test in Career class today, probably didn't do well, as it's a joke course and so I don't try at all. Also, ( Read more... )