Wanted: Intestines, Good Condition

[antonchigurh]

Well, I got back from a mission today. Nothing really difficult, but it took alot out of me when it shouldn't have. I am so tired of my slack intestines. I apparently can't eat anything anymore without it hurting, there's always pain, my stomach's started to become affected, and I'm still passing blood and other things I won't describe. I haven't

Comments

[tamago23]

Aw. I'm sorry you're still hurting. :( Do the docs have any idea as to what's going on?

[antonchigurh]

I don't see my new friend-o till the 29th. That's nothing more than the BS first meeting where you talk about everything yet nothing gets done.

[serene_orange]

screw it. Take his intestines then.

and video it for our amusement

[antonchigurh]

I wonder if a bowel transplant has ever been done before?
What a great do-it-yourself video that would make.

[carlomelo]

Take mine. I don't want them anymore.

Wait...you said good condition?
Nevermind.

[antonchigurh]

Yes, I need good condition. At this point though yours might be in better condition than mine.

[blut8und8ehre]

look man.... all you gotta do is smoke some hash and you'll be just fine
slugs can go for walks?

[antonchigurh]

And just how does marijuana help your intestines?

Of course slugs can go for walks. I even have a leash kit I bought online.
Just kidding. I just set him outside and supervise his fast frolicking whereabouts.

[blut8und8ehre]

It'll help you eat without the ache (I think...)

.....you and that slug, man....

[antonchigurh]

"It'll help you eat without the ache (I think...)"

I'm having a hard time believing that. Stomach, maybe. Intestines, no.

".....you and that slug, man...."

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