Home invasion

Oct 14, 2008 08:57

Well, I had something interesting happen last night. I found a big pile of poo on the floor in my house. I have no other pets besides Sammy- and I know he couldn’t have done this- which meant something was in the house. On with the hunt. I looked throughout the house and found the culprit in my bedroom. There was a cat… on my bed. On. My. Bed. I’ve ( Read more... )

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antonchigurh October 14 2008, 15:13:27 UTC
I hate when cats poop on my floor.

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antonchigurh October 14 2008, 15:22:43 UTC
Gross. If this cat had pooped on my bed I probably would've killed it. Instead he just made himself at home.

I see you are sick today. Too much fun from the concert?

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87octane October 14 2008, 15:56:17 UTC
I love kitties.
;____;

Adopt him.
Name him Moss. LOOLLLLLLLL.

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antonchigurh October 14 2008, 16:08:00 UTC
Let me ask you something. Let's say someone you don't know sneaks into your house, takes a dump on your floor then sleeps in your bed. Would you want to be friend-os with them?

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serene_orange October 14 2008, 16:09:13 UTC
don't judge. Maybe that person is lonely and/or has a scat fetish

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antonchigurh October 14 2008, 16:17:57 UTC
Feces fetish or not, I'd kill them.

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serene_orange October 14 2008, 16:05:41 UTC
cats are odd. I have 4.

My sister doesn't take it that way. She takes the damn thing when she needs it. Works just as well.

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antonchigurh October 14 2008, 16:13:14 UTC
Is it normal for cats to sometimes poop on the floor? Or was this cat just making a statement?

Does your sister have any problems with the Prilosec? And why is it pink? Who labeled it purple? Someone color-blind?

So many questions.

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serene_orange October 14 2008, 16:17:58 UTC
cats will go in a litterbox as long as they know where it is and it is clean. Don't have to train them or anything. It is pretty much automatic.

Not sure.

Actually, I think Nexium is the purple pill. But my sis digs the prilosec. She doesn't have any problems. It sits in the cupboard, and when she has issues, she takes one.

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antonchigurh October 14 2008, 16:27:10 UTC
"Actually, I think Nexium is the purple pill."

Ah, your right. Shows how much attention I pay to medicine commercials. These Prilosec people do seem to like to use purple though.

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antonchigurh October 14 2008, 21:26:29 UTC
"Maybe it was a warning from the cat mafia."

Or maybe Voodoo, like when they hang chicken feet on your door.

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antonchigurh October 15 2008, 11:37:10 UTC
"oh I get it... voodoo. lawlz"

Um, actually... I didn't mean to do that. Good catch.

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antonchigurh October 15 2008, 11:38:50 UTC
"Cat probably snuck in same way I snuck i----nevermind..."

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You better tell me how you did it because I haven't been able to find a point of entry for him yet.

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antonchigurh October 15 2008, 15:57:59 UTC
"Actually could not sleep because I heard the voices of something and it not sound like you..."
Let me guess. The ghosts... right?

"And to practice my climbing also."
You didn't get enough cutting down the tree?

"Not sure if you actually have it in use or noticed it, but from outside it was broken and looked almost re-covered up..."
Um... yeah. That was an accident.

I'm glad you didn't get stuck. The thought of getting you out aggravates me. Looks like I'll be checking out the roof today.

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