Comments | antrobus178: Okay, maybe I got a little carried away

antrobus178

Okay, maybe I got a little carried away

Jul 21, 2009 14:56

But come on! An unlimited pass?! My Fringe viewing has always been limited only by my bank account. Now there are no limits. Physical exhaustion? Hunger? Sleep? These are things that happen to other people.

( My (Possible) Fringe Schedule )

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Comments 9

nattienatnat July 22 2009, 13:57:26 UTC

This is incredibly intense.

Mr. Antrobus, I salute you.

If I were clever, this is where I would insert a song about you a la the Budweiser commercials where I refer to you as Mr. Fringe Festival Over-Extender. But I'm not. So I won't.

antrobus178 July 22 2009, 14:29:02 UTC

Allow me to assist.

(Reeeeeeaaal Men of Genius!)
Today we salute you, Mr. Fringe Festival Over-Extender
(Mr. Fringe Festival Over-Exteeeeeeender!)
Some would be content seeing 3, or 5, or even 10 fringe shows.
But that's theatrical chump change to you.
(That's not enough shows!)
You don't count the number of Fringe shows you're seeing,
You count the number of hours still open to fill during this 10 day theatrical gauntlet.
(Only 3 spots left!)
Concerns about food, exhaustion, or the quality of a show are as foreign to you as that One Man Bulgarian Dance/Puppetry Show you just suffered through.
(What the hell was that about?)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, O Theater-Attender-On-A-Bender, because if there's a fringe show not worth seeing we'll know just where to find you.
(Mr. Fringe Festival Over-Exteeeeeeender!)

nattienatnat July 22 2009, 14:33:09 UTC

That made my day!

purplesquirrel July 28 2009, 06:00:05 UTC

Outstanding!

At least I don't have to worry about being IN a Fringe show.

onanrulz July 22 2009, 16:12:28 UTC

Why would you do this to a colorblind man?!

antrobus178 July 22 2009, 16:20:13 UTC

( ... )

onanrulz July 22 2009, 18:04:56 UTC

It took a few seconds, but I deciphered it. You will be hearing from Bob Dole and the Americans With Disabilities Act forthwith!

heartoblack July 27 2009, 18:25:09 UTC

I did not see Urban Samurai's Livelihood on your schedule. I'm sure this is a simple oversight, so if it is corrected immediately, I will not take corrective action.

Thank you.

antrobus178 July 27 2009, 19:05:39 UTC

You guys weren't even in the Fringe when I first started making this schedule. I shall update my post with my revised schedule.