[MEME!]
I am 5'4 or shorter.
I think I'm ugly sometimes. [I don't think, I know I'm ugly.]
I have many scars.
I tan easily. [Well, I used to.]
I wish my hair was a different colour.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. [Simply because they've never seen me with hair.]
I have a tattoo.
I am self-conscious about my appearance. [I'm over all that now. Tends to not matter so much after the first fifty years or so.]
I have/I've had braces.
I wear glasses.
I'd get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free.
I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger. [A very, very long time ago.]
I have more than 2 piercings.
I have piercings in places besides my ears.
I have freckles.
Family/Home Life:
I've sworn at my parents.
I've been kicked out of the house.
My biological parents are together.
I have a sibling less than one year old.
I want to have kids someday.
I have children. [Had. Had children.]
I've lost a child.
Embarrassment:
I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
Disney movies still make me cry.
I've snorted while laughing.
I've laughed so hard I've cried.
I've glued my hand to something.
I've laughed til some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
I've had my pants rip in public.
Health:
I was born with a disease/impairment.
I've had stitches.
I've broken a bone.
I've had my tonsils removed. [They're probably in one of those jars back at the museum...]
I've sat in a doctor's office with a friend.
I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
I had a serious surgery. [Having all of your organs removed is serious. No one can argue that.]
I've had chicken pox.
Traveling:
I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
I've been on a plane.
I've been to Canada.
I've been to Niagara Falls.
I've been to Japan.
I've Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
I've been to Europe.
I've been to Africa.
I've been to France.
Experiences:
I've been lost in my city.
I've seen a shooting star.
I've wished on a shooting star.
I've seen a meteor shower.
I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
I've been to a casino.
I've been skydiving.
I've gone skinny dipping. [Again, a very long time ago.]
I've played spin the bottle.
I've crashed a car.
I've been skiing.
I've been in a play.
I've met someone in person from the internet.
I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
I've seen the Northern Lights.
I've sat on a roof top at night.
I've played chicken.
I've played a prank on someone.
I've ridden in a taxi.
I've seen The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
I've eaten Sushi.
I've been snowboarding.
Relationships:
I'm single. [Technically.]
I'm in a relationship.
I'm available.
I'm engaged.
I'm married.
I've gone on a blind date.
I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
I miss someone right now. [Like you wouldn't believe.]
I have a fear of abandonment.
I've been divorced.
I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
I've kept something from a past relationship.
Sexuality:
I've had a crush on someone of the same gender.
I've kissed a member of the same gender. [I don't have to tell you that this was a long time ago as well.]
I've had sex with someone of the opposite gender. [Long time ago.]
I've had sex with someone of the same gender. [And again.]
I've had sex with more than one person at the same time. [I was married to both of them, for what it's worth.]
I am a cuddler.
I've been kissed in the rain.
I've had sex outdoors.
I've hugged a stranger.
I have kissed a stranger.
I have had sex with a stranger.
Honesty/Crime:
I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
I have lied to my parents about where I am.
I am keeping a secret from the world.
I've cheated while playing a game.
I've cheated on a test.
I've run a red light.
I've been suspended from school.
I've witnessed a crime.
I've been in a fist fight.
I've been arrested.
I've shoplifted.
Drugs/Alcohol:
I've consumed alcohol.
I smoke cigarettes.
I smoke pot.
I regularly drink.
I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
I've done hard drugs.
I've been addicted to an illegal substance.
I take cough meds when I'm not sick.
I can't swallow pills. [Especially not now.]
I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
Mental health:
I have been diagnosed with depression.
I shut others out when I'm depressed.
I take anti-depressants.
I have an eating disorder.
I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it. [Who hasn't?]
I've hurt myself on purpose.
I'm addicted to self harm.
I've woken up crying.
Death:
I'm afraid of dying.
I hate funerals.
I've seen someone dying.
I have attempted suicide. [Surprised? Of course I don't think it counts when you're already dead.]
Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
Someone close to me has committed suicide.
Random:
I can sing well.
I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
I open up to others too easily.
I watch the news.
I don't kill bugs.
I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for sake of being able to rhyme.
I curse regularly.
I sing in the shower. [Only because I can't take a shower.]
I am a morning person.
I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
I'm a snob about grammar. [Depends. Which language?]
I am a sports fanatic.
I play with my hair. [None to play with.]
I have/had "x"s in my screen name [What?]
I love being neat.
I love Spam.
I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day.
I bake well.
My favorite colour is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue. [I've always liked white. I don't see what the fascination is with black clothing in the west.]
I don't know how to shoot a gun.
I am in love with love.
I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
I laugh at my own jokes.
I eat fast food weekly.
I believe in ghosts. [Rather have to, don't I?]
I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
I am really ticklish.
I love white chocolate.
I bite my nails.
I play video games.
I'm good at remembering faces.
I'm good at remembering names.
I'm good at remembering dates.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
My answers are totally honest. Totally. [Now would I lie to you?]