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Look what the cat dragged in

skim it like a milk stone across a frozen pond
crack it as an icicle down the centre until it quacks
its outrage into the cinema screen. then yelp
at the goat dropping light of legado,
the cucumber symmetry of rioja that smashes
blast against an empty canvass.

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If i read another article on Senagalese cinema i swear i'm gonna call it quits and hang myself!
Dear God these people feel sorry for themselves!

Imagine a man with an awful amount of time on his hands. Now imagine if he was the biggest geek you ever met... no, geekier than that, past McGuyver and Stargate adoraton. A guy so geeky he could tell you that the stormtrooper who Han pretends to be is TK421 and recite to you the language of Jabba the Hutt. Charles Ross is this man, performing a ( Read more... )

Today at work i bought a cup of coffee. It was in one of those cheap polystyrene cups that just screams 'car boot sale cuppa', it was slightly infected by its container's acrid taste. You know the type... that sort of tinny spermocide texture. Anyway, i was taking calls, repossessing cars, winning wine and i put the lid back on. Lids like this ( Read more... )

If you are so lucky as to stumble across this page, dear reader, you can consider yourself truly blessed. For below i enclose to you the secret recipe to the five continent smoothie. A concoction so powerful it has the power to induce spontaneous lesbian foursomes, make adam blow kisses at agressive chavs and convince me it would be a marvellous ( Read more... )