I just blew a beer bottle up with one firecracker. I think they're an inch and 3/4. Powerful shit. The bottle completely shattered and went everywhere, so I had to double time it and pick it up before my parents came home ( Read more... )

Something just occured to me today in the afternoon, my first kiss was with a guy. That's gonna sound so great to my grandkids!

I had a really bad dream that Quinn broke my mom's custom made almost irreplacable mandolin.

I'm never here when I should be.

I had a mudfight in my panties with Chancey. He said I kicked his ass and I said he kicked my ass, so it's all good ( Read more... )

I just built a two foot tower out of quarters and pennies now I'm listening to Weird Al just to get the feeling of Maine back in my head ( Read more... )

Summer is here! I can be with friends until dark! No more fucking homework! No more fucking Zorko or Phillips.

It was great in Spanish today, Ms Zorko had a total fit with Jonas and said she was looking forward to saying adios to Jonas in 45 minutes. It was hilarious.

Today Kris developed a vagina in his pants and Maggie read a thorough definition of it.

Also, Kris, Reed and I had a study group and ended up sword fighting.

But somehow I am more depressed than I have ever been.

Uh! I've had major gas all day and I've had to keep it in the entire time...

And today I got so many woodchips down a particular one's shirt.

Dammit my left nut hurts! I have to practically hold it while I walk around the house. And during school I have to take bathroom breaks to make sure it's still there.

I'm in school right now and I'm slackin' off in Ms Luessler's. Green was kick ass. I'm tired.

Goodnight. My neck burns. *snigger* Sure you can say that. Snigger is an actual word. *beep beep* Here we go. Look at this one of Oceana's.