I can't even string my hatred for this fic together.

[anunspiritedsue]

Added Summary to the first set of information, as it's worthwhile information. Painful, but worthwhile.

Story Or Series Title: A Game of Soldiers
Fandom: Sen to Chihiro no Kamikakushi/Spirited Away
Culprit Author's Name: Tsunami pheonix
Summary: Chihiro's BACK! with a new name, a new attidude and a promise to seek out. she's BACK! she's BAD! she'

Comments

[yrnextboldmove]

I think I might have to go duct tape raw steaks to my body and put myself out in the savannah by a lion pride.

What the HELL was that?

No wonder Chihiro can be a sullen little beast at times. Maybe she found out what the suethors did to her.

[anunspiritedsue]

What the HELL was that?

That was pretty much my reaction, too, particularly when I read the reviews. The fic was bad enough without having to read the "OMG more sooon!!" reviews left.

[frau_eva]

Just....erg. Not only does she spend undue attention the their clothes, but they all dress like very bad trend-whores. And if you actually pay attention to it, nearly nothing matches. Red and maroon? Uh...yeah. Not to mention the fact that they have no actual bearing on the story other than to be Chihiro's(oh, sorry, I mean Cassiopaea) adoring little minions. And am I the only one amused by the fact that the idiot author named her Sue!Chiriho after one of the vainest women in Greek mythology?

[sparklychibi]

Obviously, she changed her name for the sole purpose of giving her the nickname "Cassie". I mean, sure, she could always have called her Cassandra, but which would you rather be? Vain, but with a constellation named after you? Or practcally unknown, overshadowed by your brothers Paris and Hector, with the kind of curse that Cassandra has put on her? Cassiopaea it is. ^_~.

I'm just kidding, of course. The real reason why she named her Cassiopaea is that the nickname for "Chihiro" would've been "Chihi", which sounds like a topless dancer at a particularly shady nightclub. [/snark]

[frau_eva]

That's some nice reasoning there, if I gave the Sue that much credit. ^_~ I'm betting that she was reading over the shoulder of a friend who's much smarter than her. "Oooo....lookie at that name! It's so long and royal-like!" And she already liked the nickname "Cassie," but making the full name Cassiopaea just made Chihiro so much OMG SPESHUL!1!1!!~!!

I also love how all the names are incredibly NOT Japanese. And I just....I still can't get over "Cassie's" little trendwhore minions. Good lord, if those girls were really Japanese, the English on their clothes would be more along the lines of, "Funk the Peanuts" or "Hot Spacestation Justice."

[anunspiritedsue]

"Hot Spacestation Justice."

You are brilliant.

[budclare]

"Yeah, how did he react?" The ever witty Ebony glnced at her

And yet her wit seems to have abandoned her...

I think that I actually prefer this one to that suicidal Chihiro one... I'll take silly over pointlessly depressing any day.