There is no place like home for the holidays...

[anya_vendvmagli]

Received word from my mother that if my hair is still "that horrid color" my father has threatened to chop it off. Honestly, he is just jealous because he is as bald as a baby and smells like one too

Comments

[devoco_daphne]

Never fear, I really will bombard you with owls daily.

[anya_vendvmagli]

Thank you darling.

[devoco_daphne]

I can tell you are jumping with joy at the very idea and so you should be, who knows was wonders I will uncover and send your way?

[anya_vendvmagli]

A gun perhaps?

[z_smith_rock]

Want to come home with me? I am trying to mend my poor broken heart, maybe you could help me with that.

[anya_vendvmagli]

No, I would much rather deal with my parents and my molesting neighbors thank you very much.

[fred_x_george]

I didn't realise there was anything wrong with your hair.

[anya_vendvmagli]

Neither did I.

It could be worse...could be red.

[fred_x_george]

I'd agree with you there. You wouldn't suit that colour as well as the Weasleys do. Sorry to break that to you!

[anya_vendvmagli]

You should copyright it.

[hollow__inside]

Tell your parents to fuck off. Dye your hair bright orange.

[anya_vendvmagli]

I was thinking more along the lines of lime green.

[hollow__inside]

Either one, who cares. So long as it pisses them off.

[anya_vendvmagli]

Orange tinged hair tends to run in my family. They might like it a bit too much.