Present Potter

[anya_vendvmagli]

What was Bumbledore thinking?

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[pullmemax]

That the students aren't miserable enough as it is?

[anya_vendvmagli]

This is true.

[pullmemax]

He must have a list of things that he knows will make us miserable and he throws them all in a hat and picks one.

[anya_vendvmagli]

He picked a good one.

[nott_to_be]

That Smith would enjoy a flaming bag of dog shit for his birthday.

[anya_vendvmagli]

I have already gotten Potter's gift. I could have been a tad more creative, but I think it will do. It is a classic though.

Although flaming dog shit sounds like a splendid idea. Although perhaps you could write him a song about how he reminds you of flaming dog shit?

[nott_to_be]

Anya. Occasionally your brilliant creativity astounds even myself.

A song it is.

[anya_vendvmagli]

I know, it is such a burden.

How splendid. Hopefully Smith will be willing to share it with the whole school. Or perhaps you could serenade him in public.

[devoco_daphne]

Drugs and where he is going to get his next batch from.

[anya_vendvmagli]

Perhaps the Filtch was sacked because he would not deal to him.

[devoco_daphne]

Oh, I think you might be onto something there Anya. And it would well explain why Druggiedore is acting rashly seeing as Flich has gone bye-bye.

[anya_vendvmagli]

Yes, ole Druggiewhore may not have liked Filtch growing a conscience.

[snarky_claw]

The question is, was he thinking at all?

[anya_vendvmagli]

The answer is probably no.

[nikolas_huffle]

Maybe he just wants us to get along Anya.

[anya_vendvmagli]

Even he is not Hufflepuff enough to do that.

[nikolas_huffle]

That's stupid.

[anya_vendvmagli]

Yes, you are.