Weasley get out of my shower. I know you have an obcession with them, but that's why you have one at home.

Because I adore Professor Snape and also because of my naturally competitive nature I have decided to go full force with this interhouse relations thing. I figured I'd start off slowly though.

Step #1: Refer to all Gryffindors by their first names. This might prove to be rather difficult. I mean does Weasley even have a first name?

This summer has been terribly dull. I spent it doing 'family bonding' per my mother's suggestion. If bonding involves yelling and hissyfits (I do not have hissyfits, my dear old father does however) then I'd say we're quite well bonded by now. I've also discovered that Tirizhian has another added neurosis. Apparently he's a kleptomaniac. Oh joy. I ( Read more... )